So, @Ronald McDonald, we out here shootin' at customers now?

[Black Panther]

I’m about to take my bytch to see @The Black Panther. Even though he took my toy deal away based off of rumors, I’m still going to support. :whopperpls:

I expect @Ronald McDonald to be in here Juelzing as usual when I get back.

...We'll talk. :bpohh:

Enjoy the movie. :bpsalute:

And hold this rep. :bpshaq:

 

[MikeyC]

@Ronald McDonald quit fornicating with Birdie the Early Bird and get in here.

 

[JQ Legend]

That dude with the glasses still be having me all these years later

 

[General Mills]

 

[LauderdaleBoss]

Got dayum

 

[Samori Toure]

Ice cream machine is probably more clean then the shyt they get they burger meat from

I remember that pink slime controversy.

 

[Rigamortus]

About to go cop a Whopper right now to show support to the King.

 

[IronFist]

Was just about to @ you

thanks breh breh.

had to pull up and park in this soon to be platinum thread.

 

[Ronald McDonald]

The bytch got what was coming to her

Don't let this distract you from the fact that BK would rather spend his money on step sibling porn subscriptions than paying his employees. Unlike the deviants that work for that dumpster you call a restaurant, our employees need not rob our establishments for an extra pack of ramen noodles a week. The story clearly says the manager let off shots in response to that cretin throwing a liquid substance at the window, then pulling off like a bytch. What better way to reward such cowardly, passive aggressive behavior than with a few shots in the fender?

That manager sounds like an efficient, upstanding individual who deserves the utmost respect, like most of the people that I employ at my restaurant.

And can we stop all this talk about the quality of our meat? As if we aren't certified by people who actually matter. At McDonald's farms we treat and raise our livestock with as much care as we do our our own pets....until it's time to kill them, then we treat them like we do Burger King.

McDonald’s beats KFC, Burger King, Subway and Starbucks on animal welfare

Not to mention the fact that we continue to grow and spearhead the way when it comes to innovation

McDonald's to open 1,000 new restaurants, speed up tech upgrades

In conclusion, there's no real story here. This is simply a distraction meant to distract you from the fact that the Mediocrity King continues to flounder. I'm still on top and aint shyt changed.

Meanwhile at Burger King.....

Ya food is basura
Ya sales are yung joc
Ya son is ya nephew

And you really gonna front with the Ice cream machine shyt like this aint happen at BK?

or this?

Needless to say, you need not worry about me BK

Worry about your restaurant being used as a gloryhole (because it's not like anyone goes there to eat anyway)

Man arrested for masturbating at Lincoln Burger King

Worry about your employees getting hemmed up after hours

Burger King Employee Assaulted Because Lobby Closed: WATCH

Worry about the fact that Taco Bell just took your spot

Taco Bell Unseats Burger King as No. 4 U.S. Restaurant Chain

Worry about the fact that kids born from incest are 3x more likely to die at birth

You mcfakkit

 

[Ol’Otis]

Ya son is ya nephew

what!?

 

[taco jay]

The bytch got what was coming to her

Don't let this distract you from the fact that BK would rather spend his money on step sibling porn subscriptions than paying his employees. Unlike the deviants that work for that dumpster you call a restaurant, our employees need not rob our establishments for an extra pack of ramen noodles a week. The story clearly says the manager let off shots in response to that cretin throwing a liquid substance at the window, then pulling off like a bytch. What better way to reward such cowardly, passive aggressive behavior than with a few shots in the fender?

That manager sounds like an efficient, upstanding individual who deserves the utmost respect, like most of the people that I employ at my restaurant.

And can we stop all this talk about the quality of our meat? As if we aren't certified by people who actually matter. At McDonald's farms we treat and raise our livestock with as much care as we do our our own pets....until it's time to kill them, then we treat them like we do Burger King.

McDonald’s beats KFC, Burger King, Subway and Starbucks on animal welfare

Not to mention the fact that we continue to grow and spearhead the way when it comes to innovation

McDonald's to open 1,000 new restaurants, speed up tech upgrades

In conclusion, there's no real story here. This is simply a distraction meant to distract you from the fact that the Mediocrity King continues to flounder. I'm still on top and aint shyt changed.

Meanwhile at Burger King.....

Ya food is basura
Ya sales are yung joc
Ya son is ya nephew

And you really gonna front with the Ice cream machine shyt like this aint happen at BK?

or this?

Needless to say, you need not worry about me BK

Worry about your restaurant being used as a gloryhole (because it's not like anyone goes there to eat anyway)

Man arrested for masturbating at Lincoln Burger King

Worry about your employees getting hemmed up after hours

Burger King Employee Assaulted Because Lobby Closed: WATCH

Worry about the fact that Taco Bell just took your spot

Taco Bell Unseats Burger King as No. 4 U.S. Restaurant Chain

Worry about the fact that kids born from incest are 3x more likely to die at birth

You mcfakkit

 

[Ol’Otis]

In

 

[El Bombi]

The pictures in this thread.

 

[ajnapoleon]

Breh’s it’s on




It’s so fukked up that you can’t explain what’s so funny to other people that see you laughing with real tears at the fukkery

 

[Zero]

That second pic

Spoiler that shyt @Ronald McDonald