So Me and my Ex Just Got Off the Phone and she Wants me to be Her Faithful fukk Buddy (update: we fu

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Why get yourselves into such messy situations for p*ssy?

How is my situation messy?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Pay attention brehs.....this cat is writing a perfect guide on how to waste time taking L's




Keep us updated fella

What L am i taking? Her problems aren't mine. I told her we can have sex and thats it

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I would've just went along with the BS she spewing and just hit whenever it was convient for me. Let her think she controlling the situation when in reality I'm just hitting when I feel like it.

DING DING DINGGGGGG!!!!!

That's what im telling folks in here but they making it seem like im tripping.
I plan on only having sex with her when she wants it yet they say im losing.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

id fukk but never a relationship

I aint say i wanted a relationship. Thats all i wanna do is fukk yet they in here saying im taking an L. Im telling yall what she wants not what ima do

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

When OP stops responding to this thread cuz he's caught a couple of hot ones to the dome


For a worthless ratchet broke bytch no less.

OP gonna die to entertain the coli

This simp ass dude aint gone do shyt. He actually passed right by me before at work and dont even know that this is the dude fukkIN his baby momma at her job

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

So you don't have enough dikk discipline to turn down a piece of p*ssy? Best of luck to you out there...

shyt its free

 

[Gold]

i simply just don't want any p*ssy that done ejected a baby out of it.

yeah i know its dumb.

You missin out breh


Shoutout to all the single mommas


I used to live a crazy life

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Ole girl playing games. She wants the guy around as back up just in case whatever happened to split her and her baby daddy up in the 1st place, happens again, they break up again, she wants a guy on stand by. It's likely she forced that live in situation cause she really wanted the baby daddy and used her son to make it happen but once she moved back in, shyt got sour quick and it's likely the baby daddy talking to someone else which makes her say, if he go fukk around, I'm going to fukk around and then she calls the OP.

Nothing is ever that complicated a person is not going to be somewhere they don't want to be unless it's some situation like she moved out of town for him or something. Hell the OP saying shyt like "laying at night in the bed alone" is a invitation to her to move out and come here with me, the fact she not jumping quick on that offer says she wanted to be where she at.

Best bet, just move on before you get that girl pregnant then you stuck in bad situations with her too. Never be someone 2nd choice. It's a eternal L at that point.

You right for the most part.
Plus dude cheated before and got a whole other baby mama

 

[Bless't]

I've actually had this same convo with a couple of exes.

Women will preform the most preposterous mental gymnastics to avoid feeling like a hoe

Quoted for absolute truth. They'll do anything possible to flip it. It really blows my mind.

 

[Vice Queen]

How is my situation messy?

She's not worth the trouble. You're trying to paint is as it's just sex, but this woman's head clearly isn't in the right place and that will lead to trouble for you. She has a baby daddy she lives with that she doesn't care for judging by the way she's acting and instead of handling the situation in a sensible manner, because sense is lacking in this one, she'd rather fukk around with you and get you caught up, either with a baby, a case our a casket if the baby daddy is one of those crazy ones. You think that mess won't creep into your life but then you turn around and that broad is on your doorstep with some self inflicted wounds like Lynn Whitfield in A Thin Line Between Love and Hate talking about he hit me and you'll be taking her in.

The fact is, you like her. The fact that you made this thread, and are entertaining her foolishness proves that. And like will get you caught up. She's not worth it. There are plenty of women with less baggage that will fukk you and act like you don't exist the rest of the time if that's what you want. And if you don't like her you like the drama that comes with her. But live your life.

 

[Gold]

Quoted for absolute truth. They'll do anything possible to flip it. It really blows my mind.

Breh shyt is crazy. I had a girl tell me that it would be ok to have sex with me because her boyfriend was overseas (navy) and she hadn't heard from him in so long (2 days) that he might be dead or just ignoring her

So she was "potentially single" (her exact fukkin words)

Spoiler

I hit but i wasnt proud of myself... .

 

[Ghost Utmost]

You ever seen Twilight? Hunger Games?

If you don't have a woman in your life I hope you haven't but I have a lady that loves this shyt. She watches Avengers with me, I watch Twilight with her. Simple.

Anywayz

The bishes in these YA novels have two guys that they have a love affair with. She kisses the one guy in the other guy's face and vice versa. At the end of Twilight the secondary bf sticks around as part of her family (he 'imprints' on her newborn meaning that he will bang the child once she grows up... a whole nother topic).

So you see, this must be some kind of female fantasy. Have two dudes that are all hers. Hell she may even find a way to make OP known to the babydaddy.

OP. Don't be any more of a fool than you've already been. Cut it off and never fxxx a coworker again.

This bullshyt with the babydaddy could get someone hurt.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

i simply just don't want any p*ssy that done ejected a baby out of it.

yeah i know its dumb.

What about aborted or miscarriage?

SO long as the puzzy didnt have a full term baby run thru it...you good?

 

[Bless't]

Breh shyt is crazy. I had a girl tell me that it would be ok to have sex with me because her boyfriend was overseas (navy) and she hadn't heard from him in so long (2 days) that he might be dead or just ignoring her

So she was "potentially single" (her exact fukkin words)

Spoiler

I hit but i wasnt proud of myself... .

@ potentially single.

These women walking around with no conscience.

Rationalizing any situation in which they could be ultimately wrong in.

 

[Paradise50]

as a guy that has a kid w/ my ex. If she still fukks with her baby daddy in any capacity outside of the kid then don't waste your time catching feelings or chasing. That nikka still got his foot in the door and they're just taking a break or w/e


my ex and I have been broken up since last summer and I still got her heart whenever I want it personally I'm letting her do her thing because I need the space to finish school so when that gets wrapped up she gonna have this simp ass nikka . He doing me a favor tbh



and for the person who's gonna say "He probably smashing your ex" ....I don't give 2 fukks lol. I got my own stress free p*ssy on the side so it is what it is. Her having monogamous sex doesn't bother me at all and she got that bc that last 5 years or some shyt.





Funny how being older is ....21 year old Paradise didn't think like the 29 year old version