So Me and my Ex Just Got Off the Phone and she Wants me to be Her Faithful fukk Buddy (update: we fu

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fukk she think this is?
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She was staying with her momma weeks ago and they don't get along.
She ends up breaking up with me because I'm crazy and she moves in with the baby daddy and his mother. (Yes I know....single mother )
I said fukk it and moved on and she ended up breaking. I tell her that I'll be her dildo and she can just "pull" me out when she's horny and that's that. I won't call you, nor text and mess up what y'all got.
That's a weird way to put it.
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She says ITS NOT IN MY BLOOD TO BE A CHEATER
I tell her I GUESS THATS A NO THEN
She says MY BODY WANTS TO BUT MY MIND DOESNT
SO I hit her with and move on.
Let's put this white elephant in the middle of the room. She wants the baby daddy to be a cuckold and she wants you to be a cuckold. She wants to sleep with either of you, but she doesn't want either of you to sleep around.
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Today we get on the phone and she keeps trying to be lovey dovey and asking her do I still love her and that she still wants me. She also got mad when she found out I was getting at other females.
I told her that no I don't love her and don't want a relationship cuz I ain't about to look like no punk. She asks how and I tell her WHAT I LOOK LIKE CLAIMING I LOVE YOU AND YOU MY WOMAN YET IM IN BED BY MYSELF AND YOU GOING HOME TO ANOTHER DUDE?
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She insists that its complicated and she moved with him cuz she needed a place for her and her son to stay. Then this broad says she wants us to still have sex but she doesn't want me to have sex with other females.
I tell her GUHL YOU MUST BE CRAZY IF YOU THINK IM GONE SIT AROUND AND BE FAITHFUL TO YOU WHEN YOU GOT A WHOLE DUDE AT HOME.
Plus she says that IMA start having to buy condoms cuz she not gone fukk me raw (she wants to) if I'm fukking other women
That doesn't make any sense, whatsoever.
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PS. We work together (yes I fukked up)
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So we talked a few times. We ended up having intense sex again and I nutted in her. :mjcry:

She says she wants me to make more money so we can live together.
I just want her to act right brehs :mjcry:
Be retarded brehs...

Holy shyt.
 

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:whoa: Let me get this straight. She's considering trying to move in with you but she might be getting married in June?:wtf:


Scandalous :francis:
Don't do it. I can't imagine how tempted you are to do this but in the long run you'll be better off not fukking with her. Imagine if she got pregnant... Smh

Nah she aint getting pregnant.
She on birth control
 

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Full on scum bag is claiming her and swooping on this guy's girl and child. She's looking for security and companionship. She also wants her kid to have a mom and dad.

Im not tryna swoop in.
She already her decision on wanting him. Im just contemplating on continuing fukking her and keep her as just something to fukk or leave her completely alone and deny her good sex
 

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Nah she aint getting pregnant.
She on birth control

Believe that lie. :mjlol:

Real talk OP. She's smashing at least two people raw. :scust: You and her boyfriend. You may not be the only dude on the side she got and ain't no telling "WHAT" the boyfriend is smashing on the side.

Be careful outchea in these streets. I don't want to see you in a couple of years making threads on thecoli about your antiviral meds to keep that sheen count down.
 

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Idk tho.
I wanna ruin her little game though by Denying her good sex. At the same time i do kinda wanna still fukk.
Then i found out from a coworker she mentioned getting married in june.
I might need to just fukk her ridiculously one last time and fall back out the picture and get these other females
Stop piping raw before you have no choice
 

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Believe that lie. :mjlol:

Real talk OP. She's smashing at least two people raw. :scust: You and her boyfriend. You may not be the only dude on the side she got and ain't no telling "WHAT" the boyfriend is smashing on the side.

Be careful outchea in these streets. I don't want to see you in a couple of years making threads on thecoli about your antiviral meds to keep that sheen count down.

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