So ladies, how much do you and your mothers know about...

[DemureNatural]

I meant ask , as ask about him.
When I don't want to speak on it I'll say something outrageous like "He's bad in bed, that's why he's not around." to get her to shut up.

She understands the struggle

Again, I'm not close to my mother...closer to my father, who overshares...as in he feels the need to show NSFW photos of his latest slores to us and inform my sister when he's waiting at the hotel to get his dck sucked

I basically lost...maybe mom asking 'how the dck hangin' is normal compared to what my parental units do/have done.

 

[yeahisaidit]

Again, I'm not close to my mother...closer to my father, who overshares...as in he feels the need to show NSFW photos of his latest slores to us and inform my sister when he's waiting at the hotel to get his dck sucked

I basically lost...maybe mom asking 'how the dck hangin' is normal compared to what my parental units do/have done.

Its no fun hearing your Mom classify penis sizes by the different types of pickles.

"Example: Your father has a dill. Samuel*(name changed), has a sweet pickle."



There's a such thing as too much closeness.

 

[Seea]

Its no fun hearing your Mom classify penis sizes by the different types of pickles.

"Example: Your father has a dill. Samuel*(name changed), has a sweet pickle."



There's a such thing as too much closeness.

 

[Theraflu]

Honestly, probably for the rest of my life. I've been contemplating just going into full celibacy.

Do u ever plan to marry ?

 

[Lana Kane]

Do u ever plan to marry ?

nope lmao

 

[intruder]

Its no fun hearing your Mom classify penis sizes by the different types of pickles.

"Example: Your father has a dill. Samuel*(name changed), has a sweet pickle."



There's a such thing as too much closeness.

 

[concise]

You know I wasn't talkin' about Haitian families. Haitians be on that Chinese sh*t, forcin' nikkaz to marry their pregnant daughter. Mainly talkin' about PR/DR and all the glorious ratchetness to be experienced in those countries Moms lowkey tryna see if she can get in on the action too and sh*t

They do that shyt showing up at your door with machetes too

that's my peoples

 

[PriceisRight]

Ewww.

The most I know is my mom is married and she knows I'm celibate.

That's all we need to discuss.

 

[intruder]

that's my peoples

Didnt know you were haitian too. Twop neg lakay nan bòd la

 

[intruder]

Its no fun hearing your Mom classify penis sizes by the different types of pickles.

"Example: Your father has a dill. Samuel*(name changed), has a sweet pickle."



There's a such thing as too much closeness.

What I wanna know is how did that conversation start in the first place?

 

[yeahisaidit]

What I wanna know is how did that conversation start in the first place?

My Mommy was telling my sister and I about staying away from men with large dikks.

 

[Depreciating Asset]

Men and women are TOO different. This is why marriage is such a bit*h.

This woman just wrote a NYtimes Op-Ed bragging about how glorious it was to give up sex for 12 years.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/21/opinion/sunday/life-without-sex.html?_r=0

After 12 days, I'm irritable as hell.

 

[YEAHitsHER]

Some things I wouldn't talk to my mom about and sex is one. Even though me and my mom are cool, I could never just sit there and tell her about me and my dude's sex life. I damn sure don't want to know about hers. Hell she just found out I was on that 5 year plan (IUD Mirena)

 

[YEAHitsHER]

In my mind, my mom is still a virgin. I can't think about her having sex. I just can't.

Immaculate conception all the way. I still am scarred from when I walked in on my parents having sex. I swear I went blind for 5 seconds.

 

[intruder]

My Mommy was telling my sister and I about staying away from men with large dikks.