So Ive been trying to get fired for around a year and a half now

[havoc00]

keep doing it then.
Corporations like that will only fire you if there is a paper trail so they can say they have a reason to fire you.
You just gotta find out if the store GM is the type to fight all unemployment claims.

I fought an unemployment claim before had to do a phone interview etc. b4 the interview it told me who the interviewer was and where he was from, I looked his fb up