So Ive been trying to get fired for around a year and a half now

Sad Bunny

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What about your resume doe?

Are you a cashier or something else?
 

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Its gonna take hard work breh breh but the promise land awaits.

You should do just enough not to be fired, but just unproductive enough to be let go.

Depending on your daily tasks, I would start by working really slow and complaining about all the wok you do.

Bosses hate that because you're working but not as much as you say you are, and they cant fire you because of that, but they will start looking for your replacement.
 

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send me some PKs or codeine

that will really piss them off

*thumbs up*
 

BigSteve

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spend your time at work looking for other jobs

start applying

maybe you'll find a better job in the meantime. no reason to ruin a referral or burn a bridge if you can find another job and quit before they have a reason to fire you.

why is it so important that you get fired as opposed to you quitting?
 

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spend your time at work looking for other jobs

start applying

maybe you'll find a better job in the meantime. no reason to ruin a referral or burn a bridge if you can find another job and quit before they have a reason to fire you.

why is it so important that you get fired as opposed to you quitting?

I want to be able to collect unemployment again.
 

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keep doing it then.
Corporations like that will only fire you if there is a paper trail so they can say they have a reason to fire you.
You just gotta find out if the store GM is the type to fight all unemployment claims.
 
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