so i was hanging out with girl last night who slept with Pauly D

[ugksam]

not that hot if he threw her to the bushes

this is pauly d from the jersey shore we are talking about here. to him every bytch is a one time use disposable p*ssy.

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

she ain't that hot if she only got 1 celeb on her roster. or maybe I mean slutty.

some b!tches I know been stackin.

dunno what to make of that though. lol. they talented for sure.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Shyt like this really makes u go

Because she met the nicca that night and fukked.
But a nicca like me ... Gotta get the number first, then get the date, then get the no.. Another no... Then buy the dinner, and juustt maaaybe, i might fukk.

you don't gotta be famous to smash broads on the first night. You gotta figure out what you're doing wrong, cause in 2013 these hoes is passing out p*ssy like it's going out of style.

 

[Taadow]

How does this even come up in convo?

I mean, I can't even picture me choppin' it up with a broad and the conversation shifting to how she fucced some famous nicca...that's something that somebody finds a way to insert...

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Lol nah.
I'm telling you your good.
It's something I've never done so daps and props to you

You ever tried to go for the ass on the 1st night? You might be losing cause you're not even playing the game.

 

[Captain Crunch]

Shyt like this really makes u go

Because she met the nicca that night and fukked.
But a nicca like me ... Gotta get the number first, then get the date, then get the no.. Another no... Then buy the dinner, and juustt maaaybe, i might fukk.

Smarten up Nas
You must be a lame, because we smashing dimes before saying a word to her, just the strength of our certs and alpha male characteristics.

 

[Mass]

you don't gotta be famous to smash broads on the first night. You gotta figure out what you're doing wrong, cause in 2013 these hoes is passing out p*ssy like it's going out of style.

Someone is always gonna say this.
And it's cool cuz i understand it. Though i disagree.
The soonest i ever smashed was within the week, but first night, no.
The women in my state are the worst and prudest in the country, ask any one wHos been here. It's like there is something in the air here that forces them to keep their noses pointed upward..

Or i could be wrong and have no "game" .. And that's cool to it's whatever

 

[Swirv]

Lol nah.
I'm telling you your good.
It's something I've never done so daps and props to you

Just checking. It dont feel like a remarkable thing no more. Im more surprised if a chick makes me wait but then ill prob get impatient cuz i kno she doesnt make anyone else wait so y should i. Plus if she knows that she'll give me the pumpum y bother waiting.

 

[HowardHughes]

Pauly D from MTV is from Providence just over a half hour/45 from Boston and he is always around the area. she said she was clubbing with him and went back to a hotel room he had and pretty much banged him that night. this was after he got famous.

of course i asked how it was, no homo, and she said it was really great sex. i was assuming since it was drunk sex it would be nothing special but she said he must be so good from all the practice he gets. she has never seen him since. i guess he fukks pretty much any chick he wants so he has developed a gigolo like persona

so for all of us out there who wonder if these celebs are really putting it down most of them are. not only do they have fame and money but they screw our women better than us



figured id throw some Saturday night humor/speculation out there.

:TMTjada:



Please explain why your frauding

 

[Born2BKing]

Shyt like this really makes u go

Because she met the nicca that night and fukked.
But a nicca like me ... Gotta get the number first, then get the date, then get the no.. Another no... Then buy the dinner, and juustt maaaybe, i might fukk.

Or just go to backpage.com and get straight to it.

 

[jalamanta]

:TMTjada:



Please explain why your frauding

 

[Turbulent]

Your the man bro.
I've never done it. Never even came close.

if a chick likes you like that, its kind of like you were a celebrity to her.

 

[L&HH]

:TMTjada:



Please explain why your frauding

 

[the cool]

:TMTjada:



Please explain why your frauding

looks like OP is just like one of the whores too trying to get coli fame

 

[GhettoTeK]

hottest girl in my old high school smashed justin timberlake. Pause....no homo.

I assume shes now, shes 27.

You're homo for that bruh