I feel like I would've liked it A LOT more if I hadn't already known that it gets crazy. I should've saw it when it first came out in theaters but I went to see The Raid Redemption instead. And I ended up reading some spoilers so I kinda knew the direction the movie was going in, unfortunately.
I need to watch this shyt again i was tooI feel like the whole 2nd part of the film when shyt pops off is the director saying fukk what Hollywood wants, I'm gonna do what I do. The ending of this movie is like a film being shut down for not sticking to the usual formula Studios/higher ups (portrayed as Gods in the film) want, which Sigourney Weaver explained.
"Cabin in the Woods" is practically the film they're making, and the two white guys are basically directing or writing it..
this shyts genius when you think about it. when they're celebrating the deaths and popping champagne, that entire scene resembled a screening. notice how the chick is all "I wish I could do what you do, I loved the way the truck hit the water" and the one white guy downplays it because it didn't turn out how he wanted (with Merman)... the black guy disgustedly asks "you guys are celebrating this?" like he knows its typical hollywood fluff trash
and I love how when shyt hits the fan and the formula is thrown in the trash, the Merman dude is so hellbent on seeing finally makes an appearance in the film. I see what they did there
this entire movie seems like one big stab at the horror genre to me. It pisses on the cliched formula all while sticking to it (before the end of course)... shyts like a satirical parody. There's so much little shyt to pick apart from the dialog
"dumb blonde...very artistic"
"the director doesn't care about this stuff, as long as everything goes smoothly up stairs"
the first time
I feel like the whole 2nd part of the film when shyt pops off is the director saying fukk what Hollywood wants, I'm gonna do what I do. The ending of this movie is like a film being shut down for not sticking to the usual formula Studios/higher ups (portrayed as Gods in the film) want, which Sigourney Weaver explained.
"Cabin in the Woods" is practically the film they're making, and the two white guys are basically directing or writing it..
this shyts genius when you think about it. when they're celebrating the deaths and popping champagne, that entire scene resembled a screening. notice how the chick is all "I wish I could do what you do, I loved the way the truck hit the water" and the one white guy downplays it because it didn't turn out how he wanted (with Merman)... the black guy disgustedly asks "you guys are celebrating this?" like he knows its typical hollywood fluff trash
and I love how when shyt hits the fan and the formula is thrown in the trash, the Merman dude is so hellbent on seeing finally makes an appearance in the film. I see what they did there
this entire movie seems like one big stab at the horror genre to me. It pisses on the cliched formula all while sticking to it (before the end of course)... shyts like a satirical parody. There's so much little shyt to pick apart from the dialog
"dumb blonde...very artistic"
"the director doesn't care about this stuff, as long as everything goes smoothly up stairs"
I feel like the whole 2nd part of the film when shyt pops off is the director saying fukk what Hollywood wants, I'm gonna do what I do. The ending of this movie is like a film being shut down for not sticking to the usual formula Studios/higher ups (portrayed as Gods in the film) want, which Sigourney Weaver explained.
"Cabin in the Woods" is practically the film they're making, and the two white guys are basically directing or writing it..
this shyts genius when you think about it. when they're celebrating the deaths and popping champagne, that entire scene resembled a screening. notice how the chick is all "I wish I could do what you do, I loved the way the truck hit the water" and the one white guy downplays it because it didn't turn out how he wanted (with Merman)... the black guy disgustedly asks "you guys are celebrating this?" like he knows its typical hollywood fluff trash
and I love how when shyt hits the fan and the formula is thrown in the trash, the Merman dude is so hellbent on seeing finally makes an appearance in the film. I see what they did there
this entire movie seems like one big stab at the horror genre to me. It pisses on the cliched formula all while sticking to it (before the end of course)... shyts like a satirical parody. There's so much little shyt to pick apart from the dialog
"dumb blonde...very artistic"
"the director doesn't care about this stuff, as long as everything goes smoothly up stairs"
@ the ending of this movie.... It was like watching a twerk team youtube video... Hard to focus on one thing with so much going on at once... I was trying to catch little shyt on the security cam closed circuit TVs... 
the writers didnt pick the zombies,the girl did when she read the diarythe movie was full of
if there was so may monsters at their disposal, why didn't they [the creators/writers] pick something more entertaining than zombies, shyt was boring, and i LOVE zombie flicks
the writers didnt pick the zombies,the girl did when she read the diary
that was the whole purpose of the basement,each item they picked up wouldve led them to a different death by a different monster
didnt you see the thing with the egg thingy in his hand when they was in the elevator?
its the same egg thing the jock was messing with when the girl started reading the diary.If he had opened the egg before she read it he wouldve came out instead of the family
that was the whole point of them taking bets
how is a sequel even possible,didnt the world end
The prisoners holding the dude down, raping him, while the others puked in his mouth
A pumpkin head shooting flames
Don't get me started on the Killer Unicorn and Witch stealing peoples souls
This movie was great....
They gotta put the ancient ones back in their hole.the writers didnt pick the zombies,the girl did when she read the diary
that was the whole purpose of the basement,each item they picked up wouldve led them to a different death by a different monster
didnt you see the thing with the egg thingy in his hand when they was in the elevator?
its the same egg thing the jock was messing with when the girl started reading the diary.If he had opened the egg before she read it he wouldve came out instead of the family
that was the whole point of them taking bets
how is a sequel even possible,didnt the world end
