Here it goes,
A male friend called me yesterday afternoon and told me he wanted to kick it.
I was bored and aint have shyt else to do and he said he had a few movies and a pizza.
Fast forward to 12am last night, we got it crackin for 2 hrs straight. I put that ass to sleep
So now its about 2am and my stomach get to doing jumping jacks
I try to hold it in but I get to farting up a storm
The nikka is still knocked out snorin and shyt so I quietly exit the bedroom and slide into his bathroom.
I let out two big ass bricks in his toilet, used his dry towel to wipe myself and hid it in the cabinet under the sink.
I aint even bother to flush cus it was dark and I aint want to wake the nikka up with the flush.
I sneak back into the bed and go back to sleep...why this nikka wake me up close to 4am and tell me I got to go
Sayin some " You aint have no right to take a shyt in my castle
'' 
I hope that nikka find the present I left in his cabinet
A male friend called me yesterday afternoon and told me he wanted to kick it.
I was bored and aint have shyt else to do and he said he had a few movies and a pizza.
Fast forward to 12am last night, we got it crackin for 2 hrs straight. I put that ass to sleep
So now its about 2am and my stomach get to doing jumping jacks
I try to hold it in but I get to farting up a storm
The nikka is still knocked out snorin and shyt so I quietly exit the bedroom and slide into his bathroom.
I let out two big ass bricks in his toilet, used his dry towel to wipe myself and hid it in the cabinet under the sink.
I aint even bother to flush cus it was dark and I aint want to wake the nikka up with the flush.
I sneak back into the bed and go back to sleep...why this nikka wake me up close to 4am and tell me I got to go
Sayin some " You aint have no right to take a shyt in my castle
'' I hope that nikka find the present I left in his cabinet
