Snapple has to be banned

[DeVanteSwing]

oh my god Aquafina get out of here you don't want no part of this shyt

 

[muse]

Ya'll thought I was bullsh*tting so I went to go holla at my cousins to let them know that there are people out in the world who thought they were dead.

fukk that
send those over to chicago

for years i've been scouring stores for go bananas to no avail
and you holdin out on me forreal?

 

[Two Stacks]

Dear Snapple,

What do you have to say about the fact that your Snapple Apple juice has made me never want to drink apple juice again? That shyt is

Thank you for that shyt my nikka.

 

[head shots101]

But your reason for a ban is weak because Snapple always stays on the topic of the disussion. Speaking of discussion, what do you think of our new 79 cent cans? We're slowly going to shut down the 50 cent juice market in the hood.

79 cent cans yall in the bronx yet?

 

[AriZona]

This is me making homemade Hawaiian Punch with Arizona's daughter.

How the fukk did we go from bottles in sexual positions to you posting a white girls p*ssy getting blown out by a shot gun.
How can an empty Green Tea can on a lawn at 6am have a daughter with a tight white ass.

Obviously you have some personal issues you need to address and learn how to stick to the comic script.

Youre a bottle bytch. I'm a can.
Neither of us are human.
Try linking a bottle or a can getting shot. Or something that relates to the role.

You seem to have some hidden hate agenda there buddy.
Keep expressing your true ID.

 

[Coca-Cola]

You seem to forget that weve been in the beverage game for 41 years. In 41 years we've grown to a net worth of over 4.5 million with no commercial and no advertising. Add the notion of your company buying us out in 2014, and we're now worth 72 billion under your wing.

You've been in the game for 126 years and it took you 60 years to be worth anything and 92 years to come up with a slogan. You only started monopolizing the beverage game in the early 90's. It took over 100 years for you lazy niccas to get cash flow.

How you gonna feel when Coca cola is putting us both on the shelf, but people are buying me over you and your cancer bubbles.

Soon I'll be getting your paycheck and spending it on my own super bowl commercial.


Bow down and take notes on how a beverage company makes moves in the game.

Coca-Cola completes deal for juice in Middle East

You'd just be a side bytch. We're on to bigger things than wack tea companies. And IF we did buy you, you wouldn't go on shelves, we got a special place for weak ass drinks like you.

Spoiler

 

[ineedsleep212]

at what this thread evolved into.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

David Banner though?

It's Bruce Banner.

*Guzzles .99 1 Liter Brisk Ice Teas*

 

[That Singer Guy...]

I really was hoping this thread would have died already because I knew it would have all types of people coming out of the woodworks talking wreckless. AriZona of all people pretty much was dancing on the land mine f*cking with me. And being that he started it, its only right that I finish it. I'm like David Banner in the Incredible Hulk, when my buttons get pushed too far, I turn green. And that last comment from AriZona really pushed me over the edge. I seriously didnt wanna do this but he asked for it:








Here's your eldest daughter riding me silly.

Here's me giving backshots to your youngest daughter.

Here's me ghetto gagging your fat wife.

Here's your sister giving me neck.

and I really didn't wanna go there because you might start getting ideas about who ya real daddy is but....since you have to be spanked its only right that I do this....Here's your mom giving me a sloppy slurpy.

Its already a classic!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[muse]

Lemonade was a popular drink and it's still is

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Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is.

 

[Snapple]

79 cent cans. yall in the bronx yet?

79 cent cans are all over the 5 boroughs. Tell your local bodega to step their game up.

Off topic but on topic at the same time....here's another form of "drinking out of cans"

fukk that
send those over to chicago

for years i've been scouring stores for go bananas to no avail
and you holdin out on me forreal?

Like I said, you have to write to your congressman and get you favorite Snapple in your stores. Here's a test...QUICK!....what is your congressmans name? If you cant answer that within seconds without cheating and looking on Google then you lost. You should know that off the head.

David Banner though?

It's Bruce Banner.

No buddy......I'm a 70's baby and a kid of the 80's. Show some effing respect to the great Bill Bixby and acknowledge him as the force that made the 80's generation fall in love with the Incredible Hulk. His name was David, not Bruce

Dear Snapple,

What do you have to say about the fact that your Snapple Apple juice has made me never want to drink apple juice again? That shyt is

Thank you for that shyt my nikka.

 

[Snapple]

AriZona

Snapple

AriZona's numerous failed attempts in this thread against Snapple

Snapple responding to AriZona's failed attempts

Snapple and AriZona's Babymama

Snapple and AriZona's daughter

AriZona's humiliation

AriZona response to the humiliation

Arizona's overall outcome in this thread

AriZona, Sierra Mist, Hawaiin Punch, CoCa Cola and Pepsi all trying to make an attempt to reach Snapples level

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

I don't know who Snapple is but goddamn his Ether is potent...

 

[SafeForWork]

Snapple. What type of bed is that, though?

 

[Brooklynzson]

Arizona heavy in the streets

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