Snapple has to be banned

[Soundbwoy]

I really was hoping this thread would have died already because I knew it would have all types of people coming out of the woodworks talking wreckless. AriZona of all people pretty much was dancing on the land mine f*cking with me. And being that he started it, its only right that I finish it. I'm like David Banner in the Incredible Hulk, when my buttons get pushed too far, I turn green. And that last comment from AriZona really pushed me over the edge. I seriously didnt wanna do this but he asked for it:








Here's your eldest daughter riding me silly.

Here's me giving backshots to your youngest daughter.

Here's me ghetto gagging your fat wife.

Here's your sister giving me neck.

and I really didn't wanna go there because you might start getting ideas about who ya real daddy is but....since you have to be spanked its only right that I do this....Here's your mom giving me a sloppy slurpy.

 

[RJY33]

What happened to Snapple Apple Pie?

fukk regular Snapple Apple, apple pie flavor was GOAT

 

[AriZona]

Your small time, how did you even get in here? I spend what you make in a year on my superbowl commercial

You seem to forget that weve been in the beverage game for 41 years. In 41 years we've grown to a net worth of over 4.5 million with no commercial and no advertising. Add the notion of your company buying us out in 2014, and we're now worth 72 billion under your wing.

You've been in the game for 126 years and it took you 60 years to be worth anything and 92 years to come up with a slogan. You only started monopolizing the beverage game in the early 90's. It took over 100 years for you lazy niccas to get cash flow.

How you gonna feel when Coca cola is putting us both on the shelf, but people are buying me over you and your cancer bubbles.

Soon I'll be getting your paycheck and spending it on my own super bowl commercial.


Bow down and take notes on how a beverage company makes moves in the game.

 

[wise prophet]

I really was hoping this thread would have died already because I knew it would have all types of people coming out of the woodworks talking wreckless. AriZona of all people pretty much was dancing on the land mine f*cking with me. And being that he started it, its only right that I finish it. I'm like David Banner in the Incredible Hulk, when my buttons get pushed too far, I turn green. And that last comment from AriZona really pushed me over the edge. I seriously didnt wanna do this but he asked for it:








Here's your eldest daughter riding me silly.

Here's me giving backshots to your youngest daughter.

Here's me ghetto gagging your fat wife.

Here's your sister giving me neck.

and I really didn't wanna go there because you might start getting ideas about who ya real daddy is but....since you have to be spanked its only right that I do this....Here's your mom giving me a sloppy slurpy.

 

[BrownSound]

I really was hoping this thread would have died already because I knew it would have all types of people coming out of the woodworks talking wreckless. AriZona of all people pretty much was dancing on the land mine f*cking with me. And being that he started it, its only right that I finish it. I'm like David Banner in the Incredible Hulk, when my buttons get pushed too far, I turn green. And that last comment from AriZona really pushed me over the edge. I seriously didnt wanna do this but he asked for it:








Here's your eldest daughter riding me silly.

Here's me giving backshots to your youngest daughter.

Here's me ghetto gagging your fat wife.

Here's your sister giving me neck.

and I really didn't wanna go there because you might start getting ideas about who ya real daddy is but....since you have to be spanked its only right that I do this....Here's your mom giving me a sloppy slurpy.

 

[AriZona]

Nas-Ether - YouTube

Lil Flip-Game Over - YouTube

Go ahead and put up Nas's Ether for Snapple.
when in fact, in the end, Nas Lost.
Sweet foreshadowing for the Dr Pepper Snapple Company.

 

[Snapple]

im mad he fukked em on a bunk bed

I also left a condom on the baby seat.

yall know snapple is owned by the Klan right?

back in the 90s white people even talked about it. that's why nikkas love it

...And in the 90's the Black Muslims went as far as saying that Snapple had pig sperm in its ingredients. While on the topic, remember in the 90's how Tropical Fantasy got the nickname "Nut busters" because the rumor was that it lowers the sperm count of Black men in the ghetto? They used to say 'if you don't have a condom just drink a "nut buster" and you'll be ok.' Speaking of Tropical Fantasy.....I just recently figured out why Mr Cee chose to represent the "fruit" punch flavor of Tropical Fantasy when he was endorsing them back in the day.

Little did he know that none of my bottles are really female.

I just said he fukked male bottles.
Just like the real world, there are bottles who are deceiving.
Your gawd had male on male beverage type relations unknowingly.
Shoulda stuck with my cans.

This response is worse then when Senator Larry Craig said he was just stretching his legs and that he was not soliciting gay sex from that undercover cop in that airport bathroom stall. Your mom was pregnant when she had you and I used to babysit your daughters and change their pampers. They are all female. Your fat beast of a wife is hairy and talks like a man but she's all female because she was pregnant with your daughters.

 

[AriZona]

I also left a condom on the baby seat.










...And in the 90's the Black Muslims went as far as saying that Snapple had pig sperm in its ingredients. While on the topic, remember in the 90's how Tropical Fantasy got the nickname "Nut busters" because the rumor was that it lowers the sperm count of Black men ? They used to say 'if you don't have a condom just drink a "nut buster" and you'll be ok.' Speaking of Tropic Fantasy.....I just recently figured out why Mr Cee chose to represent the "fruit" punch flavor of Tropical Fantasy when he was endorsing them back in the day.

This response is worse then when Senator Larry Craig said he was just stretching his legs and that he was not soliciting gay sex from that undercover cop in that airport bathroom stall. You're mom was pregnant when she had you and I used to babysit your daughters and change their pampers. They are all female. Your fat beast of a wife is hairy and talks like a man but she's all female because she was pregnant with your daughters.

You mad cuz my sales are higher than yours this year and last?

Don't front. It's ok to be bitter and stale.
If you need a tissue, I'll throw you one.



And thank you for exposing the fact you like fat beastly wife role playing and ghetto gagging what you think is "all female".
A gut and being pregnant are seperate things.

There is such a thing as coke bottle glasses. Get a pair.

 

[cleanface coney]

MAN WTF IS THIS LOL

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Its only business nothing personal. But I hate your name.

 

[semtex]

 

[JoelB]

He ran through that mans entire family and then threw the condoms in the baby backseat

Arizona 99¢ green tea used to be my go to drink...but I'll never be able to look at that bottle the same way ever again

 

[DreadHead P]

if this place ain't got for nothing else it's good for a laugh

 

[Snapple]

This is me making homemade Hawaiian Punch with Arizona's daughter.

 

[Juliano Soprano]

I'm bout to go cop a snapple off the strength of this thread