smdh, Im about to go in the next room and sleep, my girl wont stop crying

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we was talking around 8 oclock , about normal life shyt. its summer so our friends come over. somehow we get to talking about faking orgasms and I said yeah I had to do it before. convo moves on. friends leave at 10....we go fukk and shower up and about to go sleep. she asks me who faked it with. I told her i faked a nut with her this past xmas. she got sad and started crying. Said Im fukked up , why would I do that? I was drunk as shyt on xmas.so i hit her from the back, made some fake grunts,pretended i nutted and walked to the bathroom...this happpened 8 months ago b. smh, why the fukk she crying. I went to my baby mothers house to drop off gifts that morning, i fukked my baby moms in the bathroom , got 2 xmas nuts off. She dont know none of that tho, i think i fukked up by being truthful ,damn
what happened on christmas day? how did it go with the x? you dropped of the gift and yall did it? before then, when did yall do it? after then, have yall done it?

Also, get her the make-up gift, and be more careful with her, she is sensitive
 

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what happened on christmas day? how did it go with the x? you dropped of the gift and yall did it? before then, when did yall do it? after then, have yall done it?

Also, get her the make-up gift, and be more careful with her, she is sensitive
i dropped off gifts for her and my son. her sister was there too. i walked in the bathroom to pee and my ex came walking in right after me. she said thanks for the gifts, hugged me and it was on. she had on pajama pants and her big butt was jggling, i had to do it. me and her are very cool. i still have protected sex with her all the time. I wanna get to the point where both of them are cool with me fukking both of them. you think thats possible?
 

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we was talking around 8 oclock , about normal life shyt. its summer so our friends come over. somehow we get to talking about faking orgasms and I said yeah I had to do it before. convo moves on. friends leave at 10....we go fukk and shower up and about to go sleep. she asks me who faked it with. I told her i faked a nut with her this past xmas. she got sad and started crying. Said Im fukked up , why would I do that? I was drunk as shyt on xmas.so i hit her from the back, made some fake grunts,pretended i nutted and walked to the bathroom...this happpened 8 months ago b. smh, why the fukk she crying. I went to my baby mothers house to drop off gifts that morning, i fukked my baby moms in the bathroom , got 2 xmas nuts off. She dont know none of that tho, i think i fukked up by being truthful ,damn

(If this is not a troll thread) Because deep down her God-given intuition is telling her there's more to this story--which is you fukking someone else.
Fake ejaculations on Christmas brehs.

:russ:

i dropped off gifts for her and my son. her sister was there too. i walked in the bathroom to pee and my ex came walking in right after me. she said thanks for the gifts, hugged me and it was on. she had on pajama pants and her big butt was jggling, i had to do it. me and her are very cool. i still have protected sex with her all the time. I wanna get to the point where both of them are cool with me fukking both of them. you think thats possible?

Now I believe this is a troll thread :comeon:
 

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i dropped off gifts for her and my son. her sister was there too. i walked in the bathroom to pee and my ex came walking in right after me. she said thanks for the gifts, hugged me and it was on. she had on pajama pants and her big butt was jggling, i had to do it. me and her are very cool. i still have protected sex with her all the time. I wanna get to the point where both of them are cool with me fukking both of them. you think thats possible?
It is possible, but in the mean time they cant know of each other past their roles. One is just ex baby mother, one is just a main girlfriend. The baby mother might be cool doing it, but she could also sabotage the main relationship. So they cant find out about the dipping or get close to each other to make an issue about it, unless the ex baby mother is really cool about it.
 

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:lolbron::lolbron: the good thing is that she is now insecure about her cooch and she is willing to take it to that next level to ensure you bust on a regular basis now.

it is time to turn her into an A level pornstar

make women insecure brehs :shaq:
 

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we was talking around 8 oclock , about normal life shyt. its summer so our friends come over. somehow we get to talking about faking orgasms and I said yeah I had to do it before. convo moves on. friends leave at 10....we go fukk and shower up and about to go sleep. she asks me who faked it with. I told her i faked a nut with her this past xmas. she got sad and started crying. Said Im fukked up , why would I do that? I was drunk as shyt on xmas.so i hit her from the back, made some fake grunts,pretended i nutted and walked to the bathroom...this happpened 8 months ago b. smh, why the fukk she crying. I went to my baby mothers house to drop off gifts that morning, i fukked my baby moms in the bathroom , got 2 xmas nuts off. She dont know none of that tho, i think i fukked up by being truthful ,damn
Sad you're more honest with demonic strangers than the woman you claim to love.

Its so demonic, friends. :sitdown:
 

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Either this is a troll thread or you are dumb as fukk. How are you going to admit to faking an orgasm right in front of the person you faked it with and then not expect her to react like this? She should drop you.
 
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