smdh, Im about to go in the next room and sleep, my girl wont stop crying

[Brandon M.]

we was talking around 8 oclock , about normal life shyt. its summer so our friends come over. somehow we get to talking about faking orgasms and I said yeah I had to do it before. convo moves on. friends leave at 10....we go fukk and shower up and about to go sleep. she asks me who faked it with. I told her i faked a nut with her this past xmas. she got sad and started crying. Said Im fukked up , why would I do that? I was drunk as shyt on xmas.so i hit her from the back, made some fake grunts,pretended i nutted and walked to the bathroom...this happpened 8 months ago b. smh, why the fukk she crying. I went to my baby mothers house to drop off gifts that morning, i fukked my baby moms in the bathroom , got 2 xmas nuts off. She dont know none of that tho, i think i fukked up by being truthful ,damn

 

[jdubnyce]

so make her give you a nut now to make up for it?

 

[Brandon M.]

now im on edible arrangement.com setting up a delivery for her job tomorrow. $120 on this damn chocolate fruit shyt,....just to show her i love her.......and then she can show it off to her coworkers.

 

[ugksam]

troll thread

 

[Ohms Law]

we was talking around 8 oclock , about normal life shyt. its summer so our friends come over. somehow we get to talking about faking orgasms and I said yeah I had to do it before. convo moves on. friends leave at 10....we go fukk and shower up and about to go sleep. she asks me who faked it with. I told her i faked a nut with her this past xmas. she got sad and started crying. Said Im fukked up , why would I do that? I was drunk as shyt on xmas.so i hit her from the back, made some fake grunts,pretended i nutted and walked to the bathroom...this happpened 8 months ago b. smh, why the fukk she crying. I went to my baby mothers house to drop off gifts that morning, i fukked my baby moms in the bathroom , got 2 xmas nuts off. She dont know none of that tho, i think i fukked up by being truthful ,damn

You aint shyt.

 

[ugksam]

You aint shyt.

this is a troll thread

 

[Brandon M.]

troll thread

wigga, u know i aint about that troll life

 

[Brandon M.]

You aint shyt.

its my childs mother, what was i supposed to do? both of them have a child each for me

 

[#StarkSet]

now im on edible arrangement.com setting up a delivery for her job tomorrow. $120 on this damn chocolate fruit shyt,....just to show her i love her.......and then she can show it off to her coworkers.

U lost

 

[Ohms Law]

its my childs mother, what was i supposed to do? both of them have a child each for me

But youre only in a relationship with 1.

 

[Brandon M.]

But youre only in a relationship with 1.

bruh , u gonna be in my position one day. u will see its not easy turning down.

 

[Nymeria]

There is just so much wrong with the op...

 

[Geek]

Fake ejaculations on Christmas brehs.

 

[Ohms Law]

bruh , u gonna be in my position one day. u will see its not easy turning down.

No. I don't plan on having children out of wedlock. And I don't plan on cheating on a GF. Youre on your own.

 

[Brandon M.]

No. I don't plan on having children out of wedlock. And I don't plan on cheating on a GF. Youre on your own.

none of this was planned bruh, this what im tryna tell u. animal instincts took over