@Slaimon Khan Shah....I'd like to speak with you

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

he a troll

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Being a Christian, I've had a few religious discussions with @Slaimon Khan Shah Mostly I just mention I'm a Christian and then he asks me a bunch of questions

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

He should do ASMR videos about his garden. No

 

[Family Lives Matter]

It's his mothers garden brehs he just helps out
Him and his wife are big advocates of fresh produce

 

[semtex]

<Slaimon> good thread. </Slaimon>

 

[aXiom]

I sound like a really smart airhead with a foul mouth basically

Spoiler

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

May Allah guide this Thread to Islam.

 

[The God Poster]

Slaimon made a thread on where he going at Carmelo Anthony like a typical 'Seum poster. This Islamic version is a later development

I Remember Before The Gimmick They Found Old Post Where He Stanned Melo lol

Oh he still stans Melo @BuddyOmar

 

[Cuckkleberry Finn]

He should do ASMR videos about his garden. No

the fukkery

'may god lead these begonias to islam'

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

you're a distinct and mysterious figure on the coli....

@Selah made a post a few moments ago to the effect of "I don't know what to make of slaimon" and I agree

Tell us about you brehthern.

What is your coli experience like?

Who are your favorite posters?

What do you see here?

What lead you to Islam?

Where did you come up with the term "bootyfaced"?

Are you black?

Insha-Allaah I will respond with a beneficial post. I'm still on the clock right now at work. I'm just trying to warm up in my car (as I work outdoors).

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Crazy thing about @Slaimon Khan Shah is how people really hate him just for being positive all the time.

Some of you really telling on yourselves if his happiness makes you so angry.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Slaimon made a thread on where he going at Carmelo Anthony like a typical 'Seum poster. This Islamic version is a later development

I Remember Before The Gimmick They Found Old Post Where He Stanned Melo lol

Oh he still stans Melo @BuddyOmar

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Insha-Allaah I will respond with a beneficial post. I'm still on the clock right now at work. I'm just trying to warm up in my car (as I work outdoors).

Stay safe breh

 

[richaveli83]

In

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

you're a distinct and mysterious figure on the coli....

@Selah made a post a few moments ago to the effect of "I don't know what to make of slaimon" and I agree

Tell us about you brehthern.

What is your coli experience like?

Who are your favorite posters?

What do you see here?

What lead you to Islam?

Where did you come up with the term "bootyfaced"?

Are you black?

First of all. Thank you to all the people on TheColi who have my back! Gracias.

I enjoy thecoli. It's very live. You just have to be strong to not fall into the traps.

My favorite posters off the top of my head are @PeridotPuss @charmander @Strawberry @DIMES @BocaRear
@Phoenix_Knightly23
I apologize to those people who I left out. This is off of the top of my head.