Sitting in Tyler Perry's New Movie

[FlyGuy]

-where's the black science fiction or adventure at?

black people living in america counts as both

 

[TheFryingDutchman]

NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS A SPOILER FOR THE MOVIE

Spoiler

Here's the whole movie in a nutshell

• Husband and wife are best friends all their life; fall in love and get married. He's a pharmacist and she's a counselor at a matchmaking firm (they have ONE fukking beat up ass truck that's unrealistic based on their careers and income (being in the DC area))
• A rich social media guy comes in the wife's firm to help make it like the next match.com or some shyt
• Rich guy immediately starts getting at the wife on some "I bet your man doesn't know what he has" shyt. Wife plays the married card for for a while
• Meanwhile, Brandy starts working at pharmacy with the husband. She's cool but acts weird the entire movie. Halfway thru, it's revealed that she's running from her ex boyfriend who was crazy.
• Wife starts hanging out with rich guy more and more due to work. Rich guy keeps putting those moves on her till it works; buys her clothes, gifts, and gets her her own counseling firm
• Wife gets distant from husband; Husband doesn't notice her creeping for 85% of the movie.
• Husband finally catches on and crashes a party to find her with rich guy. Like this nikka literally runs up in some Diddy like party (with his dusty ass truck parked right at the front door) and pulls her out. She breaks down and dumps the nikka. He's like I'll ignore it, just come home She basically says fukk you and leaves him
• Husband cries on Brandy's shoulder and she tells him why she she's been acting crazy. Her ex was crazy and gave her HIV. She says dude's name and turns out it's rich guy who took husband's wife.
• Dude is on some shyt and runs to Rich guy's spot to get his wife.
• Meanwhile, rich dude has done a 180 and threw wife's mama down and beat the shyt out of wife
• Husband "fights" rich dude (basically the preview of the movie) and takes wife and Brandy home

FAST FORWARD about 10-20 years

• Wife got HIV, Husband doesn't cause they weren't humping
• Husband has a gray flat top and a new wife and kid
• Brandy looks EXACTLY the same

CREDITS ROLL

Yooooooo this shyt cant be real. Ive been laughing at this shyt for a good 10 minutes now.

My girl try to get me to watch this tonight and i hit her with a [Lana Kane]Noooooooope[/Lana Kane]. So we compromised and were gonna see Oz. Its gotta be better right?...right?

 

[nieman]

NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS A SPOILER FOR THE MOVIE

Spoiler

Here's the whole movie in a nutshell

• Husband and wife are best friends all their life; fall in love and get married. He's a pharmacist and she's a counselor at a matchmaking firm (they have ONE fukking beat up ass truck that's unrealistic based on their careers and income (being in the DC area))
• A rich social media guy comes in the wife's firm to help make it like the next match.com or some shyt
• Rich guy immediately starts getting at the wife on some "I bet your man doesn't know what he has" shyt. Wife plays the married card for for a while
• Meanwhile, Brandy starts working at pharmacy with the husband. She's cool but acts weird the entire movie. Halfway thru, it's revealed that she's running from her ex boyfriend who was crazy.
• Wife starts hanging out with rich guy more and more due to work. Rich guy keeps putting those moves on her till it works; buys her clothes, gifts, and gets her her own counseling firm
• Wife gets distant from husband; Husband doesn't notice her creeping for 85% of the movie.
• Husband finally catches on and crashes a party to find her with rich guy. Like this nikka literally runs up in some Diddy like party (with his dusty ass truck parked right at the front door) and pulls her out. She breaks down and dumps the nikka. He's like I'll ignore it, just come home She basically says fukk you and leaves him
• Husband cries on Brandy's shoulder and she tells him why she she's been acting crazy. Her ex was crazy and gave her HIV. She says dude's name and turns out it's rich guy who took husband's wife.
• Dude is on some shyt and runs to Rich guy's spot to get his wife.
• Meanwhile, rich dude has done a 180 and threw wife's mama down and beat the shyt out of wife
• Husband "fights" rich dude (basically the preview of the movie) and takes wife and Brandy home

FAST FORWARD about 10-20 years

• Wife got HIV, Husband doesn't cause they weren't humping
• Husband has a gray flat top and a new wife and kid
• Brandy looks EXACTLY the same

CREDITS ROLL

I'm dying at this ish. You can't make this ish up. Typical Jerome Winston flick. So I guess this time, both black men are the villains.

 

[SumBlackguyz]

I'm dying at this ish. You can't make this ish up. Typical Jerome Winston flick. So I guess this time, both black men are the villains.

 

[Monoblock]

 

[Silkk]

NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS A SPOILER FOR THE MOVIE

Spoiler

Here's the whole movie in a nutshell

• Husband and wife are best friends all their life; fall in love and get married. He's a pharmacist and she's a counselor at a matchmaking firm (they have ONE fukking beat up ass truck that's unrealistic based on their careers and income (being in the DC area))
• A rich social media guy comes in the wife's firm to help make it like the next match.com or some shyt
• Rich guy immediately starts getting at the wife on some "I bet your man doesn't know what he has" shyt. Wife plays the married card for for a while
• Meanwhile, Brandy starts working at pharmacy with the husband. She's cool but acts weird the entire movie. Halfway thru, it's revealed that she's running from her ex boyfriend who was crazy.
• Wife starts hanging out with rich guy more and more due to work. Rich guy keeps putting those moves on her till it works; buys her clothes, gifts, and gets her her own counseling firm
• Wife gets distant from husband; Husband doesn't notice her creeping for 85% of the movie.
• Husband finally catches on and crashes a party to find her with rich guy. Like this nikka literally runs up in some Diddy like party (with his dusty ass truck parked right at the front door) and pulls her out. She breaks down and dumps the nikka. He's like I'll ignore it, just come home She basically says fukk you and leaves him
• Husband cries on Brandy's shoulder and she tells him why she she's been acting crazy. Her ex was crazy and gave her HIV. She says dude's name and turns out it's rich guy who took husband's wife.
• Dude is on some shyt and runs to Rich guy's spot to get his wife.
• Meanwhile, rich dude has done a 180 and threw wife's mama down and beat the shyt out of wife
• Husband "fights" rich dude (basically the preview of the movie) and takes wife and Brandy home

FAST FORWARD about 10-20 years

• Wife got HIV, Husband doesn't cause they weren't humping
• Husband has a gray flat top and a new wife and kid
• Brandy looks EXACTLY the same

CREDITS ROLL

Jeezus

 

[Mr210]

Because I forced her to go to Olympus so I had to return the favor.

Galaxy Note 2

cosign, thats how my girl and I operate when it comes to movies....most of the movies (80%) are movies we both want to see, but there are times she wants to see a movie I have no desire to see and vice versa, its called compromise which is what relationships are about.

My girl wants to go im taking her, normally in situations like this we go during the day and save $3 on each ticket

 

[Golayitdown]

cosign, thats how my girl and I operate when it comes to movies....most of the movies (80%) are movies we both want to see, but there are times she wants to see a movie I have no desire to see and vice versa, its called compromise which is what relationships are about.

My girl wants to go im taking her, normally in situations like this we go during the day and save $3 on each ticket

Exactly.

 

[Gus Money]

It currently has a 12% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That's less than GI Joe (29%).

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Tyler Perry hates straight black men more than black women...

 

[EffedUp]

NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS A SPOILER FOR THE MOVIE

Spoiler

Here's the whole movie in a nutshell

• Husband and wife are best friends all their life; fall in love and get married. He's a pharmacist and she's a counselor at a matchmaking firm (they have ONE fukking beat up ass truck that's unrealistic based on their careers and income (being in the DC area))
• A rich social media guy comes in the wife's firm to help make it like the next match.com or some shyt
• Rich guy immediately starts getting at the wife on some "I bet your man doesn't know what he has" shyt. Wife plays the married card for for a while
• Meanwhile, Brandy starts working at pharmacy with the husband. She's cool but acts weird the entire movie. Halfway thru, it's revealed that she's running from her ex boyfriend who was crazy.
• Wife starts hanging out with rich guy more and more due to work. Rich guy keeps putting those moves on her till it works; buys her clothes, gifts, and gets her her own counseling firm
• Wife gets distant from husband; Husband doesn't notice her creeping for 85% of the movie.
• Husband finally catches on and crashes a party to find her with rich guy. Like this nikka literally runs up in some Diddy like party (with his dusty ass truck parked right at the front door) and pulls her out. She breaks down and dumps the nikka. He's like I'll ignore it, just come home She basically says fukk you and leaves him
• Husband cries on Brandy's shoulder and she tells him why she she's been acting crazy. Her ex was crazy and gave her HIV. She says dude's name and turns out it's rich guy who took husband's wife.
• Dude is on some shyt and runs to Rich guy's spot to get his wife.
• Meanwhile, rich dude has done a 180 and threw wife's mama down and beat the shyt out of wife
• Husband "fights" rich dude (basically the preview of the movie) and takes wife and Brandy home

FAST FORWARD about 10-20 years

• Wife got HIV, Husband doesn't cause they weren't humping
• Husband has a gray flat top and a new wife and kid
• Brandy looks EXACTLY the same

CREDITS ROLL

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Because I forced her to go to Olympus so I had to return the favor.

Galaxy Note 2

me too!

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

That movie ain't need to be two fukking hours neither. The plot was simple as fukk.

 

[Methodical]

Why in the f*ck did you go to see that Tyler Perry movie?

 

[Golayitdown]

Why in the f*ck did you go to see that Tyler Perry movie?

• Didn't pay for the tix
• It was with a group of mutual friends (all couples)
• Was getting sad faces all week from saying I didn't wanna go to this shyt