Sitting in Tyler Perry's New Movie

[valet]

Spoiler

Wait a minute. He rescues her but then dumps her and gets a new wife and kid? smh. And she stuck with Aids.

 

[Monoblock]

NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS A SPOILER FOR THE MOVIE

Spoiler

Here's the whole movie in a nutshell

• Husband and wife are best friends all their life; fall in love and get married. He's a pharmacist and she's a counselor at a matchmaking firm (they have ONE fukking beat up ass truck that's unrealistic based on their careers and income (being in the DC area))
• A rich social media guy comes in the wife's firm to help make it like the next match.com or some shyt
• Rich guy immediately starts getting at the wife on some "I bet your man doesn't know what he has" shyt. Wife plays the married card for for a while
• Meanwhile, Brandy starts working at pharmacy with the husband. She's cool but acts weird the entire movie. Halfway thru, it's revealed that she's running from her ex boyfriend who was crazy.
• Wife starts hanging out with rich guy more and more due to work. Rich guy keeps putting those moves on her till it works; buys her clothes, gifts, and gets her her own counseling firm
• Wife gets distant from husband; Husband doesn't notice her creeping for 85% of the movie.
• Husband finally catches on and crashes a party to find her with rich guy. Like this nikka literally runs up in some Diddy like party (with his dusty ass truck parked right at the front door) and pulls her out. She breaks down and dumps the nikka. He's like I'll ignore it, just come home She basically says fukk you and leaves him
• Husband cries on Brandy's shoulder and she tells him why she she's been acting crazy. Her ex was crazy and gave her HIV. She says dude's name and turns out it's rich guy who took husband's wife.
• Dude is on some shyt and runs to Rich guy's spot to get his wife.
• Meanwhile, rich dude has done a 180 and threw wife's mama down and beat the shyt out of wife
• Husband "fights" rich dude (basically the preview of the movie) and takes wife and Brandy home

FAST FORWARD about 10-20 years

• Wife got HIV, Husband doesn't cause they weren't humping
• Husband has a gray flat top and a new wife and kid
• Brandy looks EXACTLY the same

CREDITS ROLL

This shyt sounds like a joke.

 

[Golayitdown]

i really dont understand why you nikkas keep complaining about tyler perry movies....youre not his target audience....black women are...

let me type that one more time (in caps too)

YOU'RE NOT HIS TARGET AUDIENCE!!!:lawd:

you nikkas are just added filler to the 50 milli he gonna make this weekend off black women...

men...black and white...support the same type of movies....action movies...and lately all that means is recycled comic book superhero shyt...OR...the latest comedy

there was an open market (black women)...and tyler perry has cornered it...

so do you really think that hes gonna kill his cash cow to appease cats who wont see his movies no matter what he does....

you nikkas serious?

No doubt breh. Definitely agree with you on all points. It was a bad movie even for him though. I went with a group of couples and my girl and a couple of other women were walking out like Like I said before, I can't and won't hate on his hustle.

 

[Danie84]

At least you can get a good two hours nap

 

[Ain't That Something]

Cause its just a movie and I didn't pay for the ticket

Dumbass nikkas always bring that Coli logic into everything

No breh yous a bytch nikka that lets his woman lead his relationship

Your ass prolly pre-ordered the shyt too.

 

[Golayitdown]

At least you can get a good two hours nap

I was just about there but my girl kept nudging me

 

[Golayitdown]

No breh yous a bytch nikka that lets his woman lead his relationship

Your ass prolly pre-ordered the shyt too.

By watching a movie?


Knew I'd get somebody like this in here. At least you're funny. @ the bolded

 

[SumBlackguyz]

 

[valet]

Dead at this fat chick. You know she went to the show alone.

 

[Golayitdown]

Tyler Perry's Temptation Movie Review - Jurnee Smollett-Bell, Kim Kardashian : Beyond The Trailer - YouTube

Dead at this fat chick. You know she went to the show alone.

She was so dry

 

[pete clemenza]

I'm done supporting black films mane, unless its something Hollywood has no control over (independent). These negro film makers cannot get past that Jezebel, sexually charged, tempting, lustful image. And that's just one of the stereotypes these idiots reinforce

I'm tired of this sh*t too man. I heard Cinamax has a new black show so I checked up on it and it the same shyt

-where's the black science fiction or adventure at?

 

[twan83]

Anybody that saw that shyt can tell yo I ain't lying breh. I was laughing at the absurdity of some of that shyt

Spoiler

TP was going out of his way to show how broke they were. He had a Fred Sanford truck, she dressed bummy as hell and they had a refrigerator like this in 2013

:deadcena:

ya i know u aint lying cuz i saw that shyt and your response to my post with brandy

shyt was so predictable too

but them ass scene's though

 

[Jone2three45]

I'm tired of this sh*t too man. I heard Cinamax has a new black show so I checked up on it and it the same shyt

-where's the black science fiction or adventure at?

The last great black science fiction movie/adventure,
Was the movie,
Sphere,
And that was back in the late 90's.

 

[Rekkapryde]

NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS A SPOILER FOR THE MOVIE

Spoiler

Here's the whole movie in a nutshell

• Husband and wife are best friends all their life; fall in love and get married. He's a pharmacist and she's a counselor at a matchmaking firm (they have ONE fukking beat up ass truck that's unrealistic based on their careers and income (being in the DC area))
• A rich social media guy comes in the wife's firm to help make it like the next match.com or some shyt
• Rich guy immediately starts getting at the wife on some "I bet your man doesn't know what he has" shyt. Wife plays the married card for for a while
• Meanwhile, Brandy starts working at pharmacy with the husband. She's cool but acts weird the entire movie. Halfway thru, it's revealed that she's running from her ex boyfriend who was crazy.
• Wife starts hanging out with rich guy more and more due to work. Rich guy keeps putting those moves on her till it works; buys her clothes, gifts, and gets her her own counseling firm
• Wife gets distant from husband; Husband doesn't notice her creeping for 85% of the movie.
• Husband finally catches on and crashes a party to find her with rich guy. Like this nikka literally runs up in some Diddy like party (with his dusty ass truck parked right at the front door) and pulls her out. She breaks down and dumps the nikka. He's like I'll ignore it, just come home She basically says fukk you and leaves him
• Husband cries on Brandy's shoulder and she tells him why she she's been acting crazy. Her ex was crazy and gave her HIV. She says dude's name and turns out it's rich guy who took husband's wife.
• Dude is on some shyt and runs to Rich guy's spot to get his wife.
• Meanwhile, rich dude has done a 180 and threw wife's mama down and beat the shyt out of wife
• Husband "fights" rich dude (basically the preview of the movie) and takes wife and Brandy home

FAST FORWARD about 10-20 years

• Wife got HIV, Husband doesn't cause they weren't humping
• Husband has a gray flat top and a new wife and kid
• Brandy looks EXACTLY the same

CREDITS ROLL

Wow....typical TP....why can't dude get better writers........

 

[NatiboyB]

How do a grown man let their women force them to watch a movie?

Just admit you nikkas wanted to see that shyt and call it a day. When Brokeback came out did ya'll chics force ya'll to see that too?

Because I forced her to go to Olympus so I had to return the favor.

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