Since us Coli brehs have decided to put our money together and cop WWE, what’s our first move!?

[Him]

We gotta make Cody the face of the company before it’s too late

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Brian Pumper open pump challenge. Haven't fully thought out what open pump means yet but

I'll pump some of those women on the roster

Spoiler

 

[Damnshow]

Sign Kenny Omega for the max contract because he had a 5 star match at a Tokyo Dome.

Oh and Dwight Howard debuts in Royal Rumble at the entry #30

 

[White City Black]

Open up the Onlyfans division for the ladies

One of the ladies: “So, who all’s in the tournament for the title?”

Bytch, ain’t no tournament!

“I’m BAAAACK! And better than eveeeeer!!”

Mandy Rose comes out with the belt over the shoulder

We gon regulate new episodes of the WWEOF joint, along with all the old Shotgun Sat Night episodes, to Tubi

Peacock ain’t ready for this fukkery

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Cut Raw back to 2 hours. To fulfill contractual obligations with USA, create a Raw Cinematic Universe. Third hour is filled by cinematic storyline arcs that last 4-6 weeks each and are TV-14. You can use talent that don’t have current plans on the brands and even bring in legends that can’t wrestle actual matches.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Bringing back RAW underground with a new WMAC Masters format

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Nash vs Punk

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

R=G just hit me, said we going TV-MA for Monday nights and bringing in Wesley Pipes to manage the new Hurt Business


what other moves we making in the new Coli led WWE?

Hot lesbian action byke!? !!!

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Have URL battle rappers write the promos for the wrestlers

I'm totally in for street rappers to cut promos like this for wrestlers. N word omitted of course

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I'm totally in for street rappers to cut promos like this for wrestlers. N word omitted of course

Rollins telling Roman Reigns his bytch ass gotta check in

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Bring back The Puppies,rehire Kang for Monday Nights and pair wit Pat McAfee and Cage Matches all the damn time

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Third hour is filled by cinematic storyline arcs that last 4-6 weeks each and are TV-14. You can use talent that don’t have current plans on the brands and even bring in legends that can’t wrestle actual matches.

Use that Third Hour for Up All Night presented by OnlyFans

 

[Larry]

Have URL battle rappers write the promos for the wrestlers

Vince Mcmahon: Its Vinny Mac and its gettin hot in here! yall know my slogan...


Crowd: Get em the fukk outta here!


Vince: HELL NO!


GET STEPH THE fukk OUTTA HERE!

GET KHAN THE fukk OUTTA HERE!

GET HIT ROW, DAMAGE CTRL AND BRAUN THE fukk OUTTA HERE!!

GET WILLIAM REGAL RIGHT BEFORE HE START THE fukk OUTTA HERE!!



YALL THOUGHT TRIPLE H WAS TAKING OVER? GET HIS HEART THE fukk OUTTA HERE

 

[Tres Leches]

Fire miz but throw the bag at maryse
Send triple mid back to nxt
No more Charlotte in the bank

 

[YakSpiller]

Charlotte gotta wear a burqa.