Signs you're no longer a hood ass nygga

[Sinnerman]

So because one sees an eye doctor, they are no longer a "hood ass nikka" ?

every time I see this gif, I'm

 

[JP_614]

When you join the air force

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

When filing your taxes, you DON'T opt for the goddamn rapid refund.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Stressing out over my school work

 

[acri1]

WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT THEM ANN ARBOR RATES BREH? I WALKED OUT OF THE INSURANCE OFFICE LIKE

LOL yeah man my dude at state farm there had PHENOMENAL RATES on everything coverage WITH rental car coverage...

What you know about them Detroit or Lansing rates?

I've actually used my dad's PO BOX to get out of high insurance rates.


Insurance Agent: You live in Bloomfield Hills?
Me:
Agent:

 

[Sampson]

When you no longer seek advice from rappers or rap songs.

When you quit repping your hood.

When you stop trying to prove that you can fight or have been to prison. Especially on the Internet.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

What you know about them Detroit or Lansing rates?

I've actually used my dad's PO BOX to get out of high insurance rates.


Insurance Agent: You live in Bloomfield Hills?
Me:
Agent:

On the flipside

When you got the at the insurance price on your sports or luxury car....

Have a nikka like "damn I miss my 97 dodge with 2 JL 15s in the trunk "

 

[Pazzy]

who the hell wants to be a hood dude anyway? there's nothing wrong with acting like you got some sense and moving on to better things in life. you sound like a loser. damn, what's up with black men thinking that it's cool to be lame?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

who the hell wants to be a hood dude anyway? there's nothing wrong with acting like you got some sense and moving on to better things in life. you sound like a loser.

We're not acting like that.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

who the hell wants to be a hood dude anyway? there's nothing wrong with acting like you got some sense and moving on to better things in life. you sound like a loser. damn, what's up with black men thinking that it's cool to be lame?

my nikka how you comin? nikka run up on u with that fordy what you gone do, the nikka homework? imma try to knock his dikk off with that yop

 

[SuburbanPimp]

When you see other Hood nikkas doing shyt you used to do and you just

When you start eating more Tilipia than Catfish.

When you give shyt about how your yard and your landscaping looks

When your neighborhood is considered the "good" part of the town you live in.

When a cop gets behind you and you don't even trip.

 

[Lewis Black]

When you lose 92 bricks and just laugh about it n fall back like

 

[Pazzy]

my nikka how you comin? nikka run up on u with that fordy what you gone do, the nikka homework? imma try to knock his dikk off with that yop

nobody's running up to me for sh!t. i'm good.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

nobody's running up to me for sh!t. i'm good.

anybody can get it nikka

 

[malbaker86]

We're not acting like that.

nevermind him. It's ALWAYS "those" people coming into threads wanting to be different