Signs you're no longer a hood ass nygga

[thelonious21]

When you stop sagging

When you don't curse as much as u used too...

When hitting a blunt is something that's done on weekends or on occasion, not errday

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

When you stop assuming cops won't beat that ass because you live in a "good" hood now.

When you're elated like hell to be "accepted" by white people

When you stop scanning the streets you walk.

accepted? LOL...really more tolerance though.

accepted? like racist american white folk had a choice, now.

fixed

 

[thelonious21]

when you dont care bout the new sneakers that jus dropped

when you think songs have too much cursing

when you get to work early

 

[Cat piss martini]

when you go back to the old hood and a youngin has
something slick to say.

him: this nikka too good for the hood
me:
him: you nervous
me: we can jog right over to 12th and park and get the gloves
him:
me: now fire up some weed and give me the 20 you owe me nikka
him: catpiss

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

WHEN YOU START PAYING CAR INSURANCE

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Like 90% of what's listed in here has nothing to do with growing out of being "hood" but more about maturation.

 

[Swiggy]

Like 90% of what's listed in here has nothing to do with growing out of being "hood" but more about maturation.

It ain't much difference. You mature and realize the hood life prolly ain't the good life and either fight your way out, or deteriorate within it.

Oh, and when you write sentences like the one above

 

[TRBM]

So everybody in here was once a

hood ass nygga

 

[DaChampIsHere]

It ain't much difference. You mature and realize the hood life prolly ain't the good life and either fight your way out, or deteriorate within it.

I do/did pretty much the of all the things listed in here and I'm not hood.

 

[msims]

It ain't much difference. You mature and realize the hood life prolly ain't the good life and either fight your way out, or deteriorate within it.

Oh, and when you write sentences like the one above

I feel like Imma die in this bytch. fukk that "good life"! I ain't never gonna change, you ol'uppity ass nikkas in here!!!!!!!

Spoiler

Im graduating next year....so...um..........I might be joinin ya'll soon...hopefully.

 

[Swiggy]

I do/did pretty much the of all the things listed in here and I'm not hood.

You want a cookie, then?

 

[jflores]

Start playing golf
Stop cursing and using the word nikka

 

[DaChampIsHere]

You want a cookie, then?

My point is that the shyt has nothing to do with being hood. Keep your cookie. I have several already.

I'll let y'all have fun though. The Coli, the internet hip-hop message board where everyone was once a hood nikka but has now transitioned to a dime yielding, 100K a year nikka with bottomless Ciroc bottles on deck.

#TheColi

 

[acri1]

-When you have health and dental insurance
-When you stop fukking with malt liquor

 

[marcuz]

so by hood ass nikka, we mean immaturity?