Signs that you laid the pipe down right

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

If she's cheating on a good man with your sorry ass.

and

 

[Listen]

It usually entails a whole lot of 'DON'T MOVE'S!" and cuss words while she tries to untangle her vagina from my member without having a nervous breakdown.

 

[Heafcliffe]

...when the sandwich is "deli" perfect

...when goes out to get the proper ingredients for tonight's dinner despite having a full fridge

...she is comatose for about 30 minutes; even better when she rolls over to go to bed for the night. nikka, its 6:30p!

...her attitude changes slightly (not like Single White Female or some shyt) but she is more exuberant and outgoing...

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

when her friends look at you...and you know that they know...

Ding ding ding!

You be like

But ya girl be like

 

[pbconnect]

She will drive, pick you up and pay for the hotel if needed

....yep......

if you she cums before you do.

if you can see her eyes rolling to the back of her head.

if she calls you to hang out and demands that she cover the tab.

if she asks if you guys can film some of your sexual encounters so she can watch them later.

if she insists that you come over to her workplace so you can get busy.

 

[Kings County]

when she says "oh shyt" for 5 minutes after u done put that work in

 

[Kalik]

When you cut her off. And she gets mad, not hurt... MAD that she losing the D

 

[Shugg84]

When you got that hoe fartin through silk

 

[thelonious21]

Nah.. the universal sign is

after ya'll jus fukked.. she all sweaty and gives ZERO fukks about cleaning up or wiping off while you like

 

[Steve Piffler]

you wake up to her trying to ride your semi hard meat again...

 

[Nintendough]

When she cleans your bathroom later.

 

[call_me_step_daddy]

when that bytch start acting crazy

 

[Blankthawtz]

When she's laid out half way off the bed cuz she was trying to run from the good dikk. ...get up to get a sammich. ..check out the NBA scores on espn. ...come back to the bedroom and she still in that same position.. ..

 

[truemaster]

When you got that hoe fartin through silk

 

[Breh Obama]

If she ever gets flashbacks while she at work. Her legs start shakin, she gets a chill down here spine, goosebumps, might even get wet down there.........................just from thinkin bout it