Side Hustle #299357473: Professional Cuddler

Mr Clean

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You pay them to spoon for hours on end? :damn:

I got a better idea. I have folks pay me to meet somewhere. Then at the time then I walk up the block all natural and shyt.

We meet, get the nice little dap off then they have 5 minutes to get whatever they have off their chest. Parking ticket, bills, their girl, whatever
I'll stand there all enthusiastic like, "Oh word? :pachaha:That's crazy:pachaha:They lucky this isn't the old you their dealing with :pachaha:"

5 minutes run out, give the daps once again and I'm out.

They get to feel like they had a genuine interaction, stunt on the people that think they ain't got no friends and I walk away with a cool $50 for my services :pachaha:

Knock out a couple dozen of these every day :banderas:
 

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:jbhmm:

A finesse if I ever did see one. How on earth would this even work? :gucci:
 

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This is funny but damn there are many ways even unorthodox ways to make money. Women obviously would benefit way more but I can't hate on the hustle.

Like Diamond said in Players Club, make the money but don't let the money make u.
 
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