Side Hustle #299357473: Professional Cuddler

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

You should have keep that idea to yourself because I’m stealing that one

Lmao! Most time when I be thinking about crazy shyt, I’m just joking around. I always underestimate the extent to which some people got that flip energy.

Name your company Lax

ohh I wonder if there is a company called Weed Buddies.
Don’t trip alone! Get a professional weed buddy today! Edibles and blunts packages included!

Actually I could see this shyt being a thing in states that have legalized weed

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

I asked my wife if I could do this and she got hella tight.

 

[Stir Fry]

You should have keep that idea to yourself because I’m stealing that one

Lmao! Most time when I be thinking about crazy shyt, I’m just joking around. I always underestimate the extent to which some people got that flip energy.

Name your company Lax

ohh I wonder if there is a company called Weed Buddies.
Don’t trip alone! Get a professional weed buddy today! Edibles and blunts packages included!

Actually I could see this shyt being a thing in states that have legalized weed

Head ass

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Probably make a killing at a retirement home

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

OP ain't nothing but a freak. IYKYK.

Nah I just be trippin off the ways people make money these days.

Anything somebody don’t feel like doing is a potential hustle.

I think the worse (best) thing I ever made bank off of without doing anything was being a pool snitch.

Is that a lifeguard you wonder?

NOPE!
I would make $25 per hour to sit around a pool at a luxury apartment complex and turn away people who were trying to sneak into the pool area but didn’t live there.

Perks of the job: alcoholic beverages allowed, endless free time, pool parties with your friends, catching up on your tan, flexible hours, calling cops on entitled Karen’s and Chads—but letting blks chill poolside.

One of my homegirls was so mad at me! She was like “da fukk do you find these jobs?!”

 

[ÆTHER]

Wife doesn't approve . I even pulled out the sharing is caring line and she's not buying it.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

@Mowgli been on that wave for years. Cuddling with out-of-shape old white men with midlife crises on musty gym mats. He just wasn’t getting paid for it. Hustling backwards like his hairline.

 

[Theolodius_Black]

@CinnaSlim is it true?

 

[MajesticLion]

I just came from a whole other thread with @Stir Fry posting a BBW blog with his name on it

And now this
Miz Booksnrain did you lay your game down quite flat on that man
The good people at Lion, Inc. want to know

Wife doesn't approve . I even pulled out the sharing is caring line and she's not buying it.

You don't sell 'em the dream, you just show 'em the cream.

 

[Stir Fry]

I just came from a whole other thread with @Stir Fry posting a BBW blog with his name on it

And now this
Miz Booksnrain did you lay your game down quite flat on that man
The good people at Lion, Inc. want to know

Apparently i can lay pipe, but still not well enough for @Booksnrain to claim me on here

When she tells you the 1” punch is strong, but she still does you wrong, brehs

 

[R=G]

Brat girls on the sugar daddy tip been talking about this shyt for awhile

 

[paperbag]

Messy

 

[IVS]

Probably make a killing at a retirement home

Lmao. Them old folks is fuxing

Otis Prolly like: dayum a cuddle....ain't nobody got time for that

 

[MajesticLion]

When she tells you the 1” punch is strong, but she still does you wrong, brehs

I wasn't even being serious


but I'm still dying laughing at this

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Females do say I’m like a big teddy bear