Shyt it took you too long to figure out

[jackswstd]

That I was ugly and no woman would ever want me.

 

[Golayitdown]

It took me 27 years to learn that it’s ‘nip it in the bud.’ I thought it was ‘nip it in the butt.’

When Ilana, on Broad City said, ‘nip it in the ass,’ I fukking died

Imagine finding that shyt out through your girl

Ciggavelli's Girl: I saw that waitress try to slide you her number with the check Cig

Ciggavelli: I didn't even notice baby, I ain't checking for her

Ciggavelli's Girl: You better go handle that

Ciggavelli: I'mma go nip it in the butt

Ciggavelli's Girl:

 

[YoFromOvaWest17]

The lines on plastic solo cups are actual measurements in ounces for the recommended amounts of liquor, beer, and wine per serving

Not true check ya fact b. Sources...

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Not true check ya fact b. Sources...

Why didn’t you just post your source?

 

[b_priest9mm]

This is what the internet was made for.

I wonder how many people realize that.

 

[b_priest9mm]

Oh and it took me a while to figure out that women DO care about looks.

 

[Shabazz]

Oh and that women don't care about looks or put more emphasis on "personality".

Huh?

 

[b_priest9mm]

Huh?

Edited my post.

My bad.

 

[MaxBundles]

No disrespect, but thats some lick the windows, special ed with a helmet on level of retarded.



Again.... no disrespect

 

[tater]

yea...but what did you post those ketchup cups for?

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Not true check ya fact b. Sources...

Ok... I don’t think you have a real source and you must be on the young side of the game.... so here’s what you do.... if you’re somewhat competent at math, measure the lines...... that was the initial intent... now over time and new age PR, no company wants to promote binge drinking whether directly or indirectly..... why do you think the cups are so popular?

 

[Kairi Irving]

Almost all the good guys in DBZ were villains at one point

(Tien, Piccolo, Vegeta, Androids 17-18, Even Goku was originally evil until he bumped his head, now Frieza fights with the Z Fighters...)
EDIT: Buu is one i forgot too




Youre not supposed to Microwave Cup Noodles

 

[International Playa]

That you dont need a woman in your life to be happy. My self esteem was dependant on having a woman

I used to dread being single, now I enjoy it, now I embrace it & enjoy the beauty of being single

I can spend my weekends & freetime how I want. Go to football games, travel anywhere, watch sports 24/7, play video games, hang out with the homies, go clubbing out of town.

If I need a sex when Im single, got a friend with benefits or an ex I can call or I can pay a hooker

 

[Shadow]

Found this out last year. There's a symbol on oil bottles to show you how to pour the oil right. Doing it this way the oil doesn't glug, it pours out smooth.

 

[September]

yea...but what did you post those ketchup cups for?

The ketchup cups are meant to expand from the cup on the right to the one on the left for better dipping. You just pull them at the folds

I’m assuming they just figured that out.