Shyt it took you too long to figure out

[Drip Bayless]

That your character in Pokémon runs everybody's pockets after you win a battle. For the longest I was wondering why I got a little bread after every battle

 

[cleanface coney]

 

[Rozay Oro]

That your character in Pokémon runs everybody's pockets after you win a battle. For the longest I was wondering why I got a little bread after every battle

We talking everyday stuff and you bring in some childhood fukkery..

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Rich people pay more for shyt just so they aren't around poor people. It hit me while I was waiting in line to buy some socks from Ross and I thought to myself "man, I'd pay $40 for these socks if I didn't have to be around these people bad ass kids screamin in the store" .

i do the same ...for some things.

As Long as I dont have to go to walmart im OK. I'll gladly spend extra money. Place is a shyt hole

 

[AquaCityBoy]

That I was ugly and no woman would ever want me.

 

[Blankthawtz]

just discovered that u suppose to spit out Chloraseptic after you spray it in ya mouth to cure sore throat......shyt says it on the directions too...

 

[Paradoxical Tiger]

B

Damn I never knew this. No more guessing on which side the gas tank is on.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

It took me 27 years to learn that it’s ‘nip it in the bud.’ I thought it was ‘nip it in the butt.’

When Ilana, on Broad City said, ‘nip it in the ass,’ I fukking died

You thought wrong

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

The lines on plastic solo cups are actual measurements in ounces for the recommended amounts of liquor, beer, and wine per serving

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

When in doubt, whip it out

Please don’t

 

[Ciggavelli]

The lines on plastic solo cups are actual measurements in ounces for the recommended amounts of liquor, beer, and wine per serving

 

[Mac Brown]

I thought the word "several" was just another word for 7 up until a few years ago. I just started seeing that word pop up a lot one year and thought everyone else was using it wrong or lying.


For example, someone would say they were hit several times, and I'd be like, "wtf that was less than 7 times "


I finally did my Googles and found out I was the one using it wrong

No disrespect, but thats some lick the windows, special ed with a helmet on level of retarded.



Again.... no disrespect

 

[MikeyC]

What my sister ment when she said I was a butt baby

:guccidahell:

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

David Copperfield wasn't really doing magic.

 

[hustlemania]

takeout container for Chinese food, is actually a plate..