should i sell my moms spare car without her knowing?

[yo moms]

1.just say your real name tavarious jenkins. instead of using your real name (tavarious jenkins), insert another made up name (ex. gary cole), and type of a bill of sale (7-8 sentences)

2.you sign, he signs

3.when you finish, wait a day, then report it stolen, and when he produces the bill of sale, hit the face and tell the coppers and your mom youve never seen this man a day in your life.

4. go to the mall and spend that money on them new lebron foamposites, or whatever hot on them streets now

thats cold breh.

 

[yo moms]

Where you gonna stay when she kicks you out?

If I split the money with her I'm pretty sure she won't kick me out. Like I said before, this isn't her main car. It's just an old one that doesn't get used anymore.