im really thinking about trying this brehs??? i wanna smash this broadwill it work??? will it blow any chance i ever had???
as much as i enjoy these rants from you, pablo...it is probably pretty obvious that you are a virgin.
Should I just tell ppl im a virgin or wait to get exposed?
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as much as i enjoy these rants from you, pablo...it is probably pretty obvious that you are a virgin.
PabloEscobar
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a lot times when my brehs irl start talking about sex i have very little to no input and most of time i just smile and nod. sometimes i even tell pseudo-white lies by letting them get the assumption that i have had sex before. one of the last convo i had the gym with my mans
Me: Im not a hugger i dont like hugging ppl
Him: How do you have sex?
Me:You don't have to hug a bytch to have sex
he then goes on about how he loves to hug and feel womans lips and shyt and im just thinking to myself like"I dodged that bullet". that definitely wasn't the first or last time ive had convos like that. I'm just worried somebody will ask questions that require definite or detailed answers like "Pablo, how many hoes you hit my nikka?" or "What bytches have you fukked?" where i will have no choice but to come clean
. whenever people around me are discussing sex its like they're discussing quantum physics. could i save myself the trouble and awkwardness if i just be straight forward with ppl when discussing sex by just being like "idk im a virgin". The number one thing is im not even comfortable saying the phrase "I am a virgin" out of my mouth, and i know for a fact nikkas are going to clown the fukk out of me. nikkas use to shyt on me for being a virgin at 14. im 23 and everybody i hang out with are usually 2-4 years younger than me. i kno there reactions will be
. more ppl on the coli kno im a virgin than ppl in real life. I know nikkas are going to be ruthless if/when it comes out. so is it better to just be up front, or let ppl pry it out of me?
Hahahaha. I sweat to god this thread was bumped for me. No listen Ima tell you a secret because I'm snarky drunk. Now if anyone ask I say I'm a virgin right. But they don't know I started boxing and have had actual real boxing fights in the ring russ. So if they try to laughter at me I just say. Lets fight right now and I'll no you into next week a hahahaha. fukkin pussies. My hands have been trained and you've been warned usure
PabloEscobar
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so im supposed to fight my nikkas cause they clowning me... i make fun of my nikkas all the time. its just that ether when a nikka calls you a virgin is just
Stop being insecure breh
If anything, you can get laid a couple times by saying you're a virgin. For some reason, being the one you lost your virginity to is something special to a girl... so you can try that. Hope that made sense, sometimes i can't put my thoughts into words..
If anything, you can get laid a couple times by saying you're a virgin. For some reason, being the one you lost your virginity to is something special to a girl... so you can try that. Hope that made sense, sometimes i can't put my thoughts into words..
Dunno but my friends. Don't make fun for me for being a virgin. But sometimes new people I meet might try to say something. And I just give em that usure look. To want to fight me right now????
Maybe we should just get some real insecure fat bytch drunk and fukk her. But as long as I'm drink its not rape right usure?
Whew
PabloEscobar
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i never could tell somebody im meeting for the first time im a virgin
might wanna get a hooker
PabloEscobar
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thought about it, but this couldn't just be any hooker it has to be special...
Non Sequitur
Creep.
I've successfully used the "I'm a virgin" line three times
I'm a little old for that now, though. I think it might come off kinda creepy
PabloEscobar
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I've successfully used the "I'm a virgin" line three times
I'm a little old for that now, though. I think it might come off kinda creepy
im 23 is it too late for me breh
Non Sequitur
Creep.
im 23 is it too late for me breh
Nah, you still have a few years to play that "Aw shucks/innocent guy" role. Good luck
