Shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet: The Official "The Wire" quotables thread

[Return of the Jedi]

First time I watched that I was like

Yeah it was watching Levy finally lose a case

 

[ShaDynasty]

Been rewatching The Wire. fukking fantastic show still.

Fat Face Rick to Stringer Bell:

"fukk your meet, you harder to get at than my fat wife's c*nt, nikka"

I literally lolled and rewound it to watch that part again. And the look on Strings face too

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Time for my yearly binge. S1-4 only tho

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

Snoop- and we will be brief with all you motherfukkers!

Snoop- and we will be brief with all you motherfukkers....I think u know


One of the coldest deliveries in the whole series....made me immediately hit the

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

not a quote...but a reaction that's as good as a quote

That whole scene is classic

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Omar listening

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

Can't believe anyone's mentioned this one: Season 2, when Omar was testifying against Bird and publicly punked that scumbag Maurice Levy.



Levy: You are amoral, are you not? You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the drug trade. You are stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our city. You are a parasite who leeches off...

Omar: Just like you, man.

Levy: ..Excuse me? What?

Omar: I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?

Might be my favorite scene of the series...

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

- Hey Snoop i've seen your sister in my class
-nikkas is you high??

Randy was so saiyan that too

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

“Many names...many passports...”

Season 2 is criminally underrated...

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Bunk: I want some p*ssy
Snoop: Me tew

 

[WaveGang]

Randy was so saiyan that too

It was Naymon.

Classic coz I've done shyt like that as a kid looooooool

 

[Token Moltisanti]

It’s a lot of small underrated lines in this show

Hamsterdam robber : ask me if it’s loaded bytch

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

It was Naymon.

Classic coz I've done shyt like that as a kid looooooool

damn yr right, i just always picture randy with a expression (pre-snitching era)

 

[Just like bruddas]

Can't lose if you don't play

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

"fukk you Maui!" - Ziggy Sobatka


That foos name was Maui.