She thought her man was the babydaddy

[skeetsinternal]

...but it was me. Here is why:
1. Date we fukked matched up exactly.
2. I didn't pull out on the first nut but spit on your back to make you think I did.
3. I told you to do some jumping jacks after the 3rd nut to let that shyt drip but said you was exhausted and decided to sleep with that nut in you.

Kept my mouth shut when your said you 2 months pregnant and the baby daddy was your man. Trife thing is that you was gonna let him believe that it was his. Now yesterday I hit u on yahoo and you telling me you and him crying cuz you lost it. Oh I'm sorry to hear that ma......um when the doctor say you can be ready to fukk again? "6 weeks" . I hit you up in 6 weeks."OK"..again I'm sorry ...yaw hold ya head

 

[Born2BKing]

You going to hell breh. Please go to church.

 

[villain]

tryfe life

 

[Emperor Sol]

There's a strong demonic presence in this thread.

 

[TBD]

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[MikelArteta]

The goat demon

 

[ugksam]

Yo I know a chick that just had twins. i knew a couple dudes who were fukkin her around the time she got pregnant. she started sending text messages to them dudes "The last time we were together did you pull out?" im pretty sure she doesnt know who the father of her kids are. its like a fukked up episode of maury just waiting to happen. were all homies and we were sitting around one day tryin to figure out how many different guys she was fukking at the time (she had a boyfriend that she lived with that was neither of my homies) and we figured out it was probably at least 5 guys.

 

[KnowledgeIsQueen]

 

[CrimsonTider]

...but it was me. Here is why:
1. Date we fukked matched up exactly.
2. I didn't pull out on the first nut but spit on your back to make you think I did.
3. I told you to do some jumping jacks after the 3rd nut to let that shyt drip but said you was exhausted and decided to sleep with that nut in you.

Kept my mouth shut when your said you 2 months pregnant and the baby daddy was your man. Trife thing is that you was gonna let him believe that it was his. Now yesterday I hit u on yahoo and you telling me you and him crying cuz you lost it. Oh I'm sorry to hear that ma......um when the doctor say you can be ready to fukk again? "6 weeks" . I hit you up in 6 weeks."OK"..again I'm sorry ...yaw hold ya head

How does this even make sense?

 

[Alex Cross]

The goat demon

 

[TheNig]

...but it was me. Here is why:
1. Date we fukked matched up exactly.
2. I didn't pull out on the first nut but spit on your back to make you think I did.
3. I told you to do some jumping jacks after the 3rd nut to let that shyt drip but said you was exhausted and decided to sleep with that nut in you.

Kept my mouth shut when your said you 2 months pregnant and the baby daddy was your man. Trife thing is that you was gonna let him believe that it was his. Now yesterday I hit u on yahoo and you telling me you and him crying cuz you lost it. Oh I'm sorry to hear that ma......um when the doctor say you can be ready to fukk again? "6 weeks" . I hit you up in 6 weeks."OK"..again I'm sorry ...yaw hold ya head

this is some dastardly shyt right here.

 

[TheNig]

ducktales or not. this shyt is funny.

 

[skeetsinternal]

How does this even make sense?

Common breh...I had already nutted but went through the motions and kept stroking. Pulled out like I was about to nut and spit on her back while she had her head face down on the bed.

 

[KnowledgeIsQueen]

ducktales or not. this shyt is funny.

Meh....

It's hard to take it seriously on a board full of a bunch of

I'll try though

 

[Doctor Wily]

...but it was me. Here is why:
1. Date we fukked matched up exactly.
2. I didn't pull out on the first nut but spit on your back to make you think I did.
3. I told you to do some jumping jacks after the 3rd nut to let that shyt drip but said you was exhausted and decided to sleep with that nut in you.

Kept my mouth shut when your said you 2 months pregnant and the baby daddy was your man. Trife thing is that you was gonna let him believe that it was his. Now yesterday I hit u on yahoo and you telling me you and him crying cuz you lost it. Oh I'm sorry to hear that ma......um when the doctor say you can be ready to fukk again? "6 weeks" . I hit you up in 6 weeks."OK"..again I'm sorry ...yaw hold ya head

My nikka