I've noticed shyt gets stuck in your ass hairs and smears
. You end up having to spend much more time AND toilet paper wiping 
I've calculated I spent an extra 3 minutes wiping per shyt with long butt hairs. I shyt twice a day at least.
That's 500 hours and $200 saved each year just by clipping my butthole hairs!
Think of all the things you can do with that time and money
; actually show affection to your wife, start your own business, not be a deadbeat dad anymore, etc. the possibilities are endless 


I've calculated I spent an extra 3 minutes wiping per shyt with long butt hairs. I shyt twice a day at least.
That's 500 hours and $200 saved each year just by clipping my butthole hairs!

Think of all the things you can do with that time and money


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