Shave ya ass brehs

Dont@Me

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I've noticed shyt gets stuck in your ass hairs and smears :scust: . You end up having to spend much more time AND toilet paper wiping :francis:

I've calculated I spent an extra 3 minutes wiping per shyt with long butt hairs. I shyt twice a day at least.

That's 500 hours and $200 saved each year just by clipping my butthole hairs! :gladbron:





Think of all the things you can do with that time and money :jbhmm: ; actually show affection to your wife, start your own business, not be a deadbeat dad anymore, etc. the possibilities are endless :myman:
 
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now you have extra time to go brush ya grill you musty heathen

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The Fck you sposed to do when the shyt Starts to grow back? (It will eventually)

Now ya ass itching like a mug...
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Actually... I've never shaved my ass before, so idk how and why I would know that .

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Idk how else to say this, but my slight level of clean swamp ass staves off the itch (the humidity must make the hairs less prickly :patrice:). I actually feel my cheeks swishing smoothly against each other when walking and it feels weird at first :whoa: , but they only itched when I did the the first few times. After that, it's smooth sailing :blessed:
 

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Get yo ass in the shower and clean properly after you shyt nikka! Use a dedicated ass washing washcloth! and If you're out get some type of wet wipes. I shyt and shower about 2-3 times a day.
 
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