Shark eats Russian tourist in Egypt.

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You can't parse the difference between "I ain't going to that particular Egyptian beach that I've never been to before" and "I ain't ever gonna swim, ever"?

There are shark attacks all the time at Monterey Bay and yet I've gone there multiple times and would do it again. Even in one of the exact beaches that's had multiple attacks. Do you avoid driving on roads that have had car accidents? Do you avoid visiting places where lightning has stuck? Are you scared of visiting hoods where people have been shot?



Let us know right before the next time you go to Monterey Bay just in case... :lupe:
 

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Poor analogy.

I can see what's ahead of me and I'm driving a tank

Vs swimming in an abyss where you're hoping something below doesn't decide to use you as a free sample while being completely defenseless to stop it.


You sound like someone who is scared shytless of the smallest risks unless you falsely think you're in control.

Now I'm beginning to understand why you're so afraid of the vaccine, obsessed with BJJ, and married an Asian woman.
 

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You sound like someone who is scared shytless of the smallest risks unless you falsely think you're in control.

Now I'm beginning to understand why you're so afraid of the vaccine, obsessed with BJJ, and married an Asian woman.
You don't see sh1t. I do 60 miles an hour on a jet ski in the ocean but I don't swim with the sharks.

Just acknowledge you want some kind of pat on the back for doing something Brave and 99% of your life is boring and safe like it should be.
 

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You don't see sh1t. I do 60 miles an hour on a jet ski in the ocean but I don't swim with the sharks.

Just acknowledge you want some kind of pat on the back for doing something Brave and 99% of your life is boring and safe like it should be.

Like I said, grandmothers and little kids are all over those beaches. The fact that you think it's "brave". :mjlol:
 

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Like I said, grandmothers and little kids are all over those beaches. The fact that you think it's "brave". :mjlol:
Yea chest deep is as far as I need to go in water that dark. And that's about as far as your silly ass would go to
 

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The footage came through.

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With that being said...

RIP, that's terrible. :mjcry:
Into the arms of the Master of the Seas may that man be received. Amen.
Orcas are the masters of the sea nikka, sharks run from them lil smart ass goons. They will run up on sharks, 10 deep, and run off with shark brehs livers. FOR VITAMINS :banderas:.

Them nikkas take yo liver, and leave you alive to suffer until death :ohlawd:. And they have never attacked a human in open water, only while contained for entertainment.

Orcas, are sea nikkas. See nikka :umad:
 

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Yea chest deep is as far as I need to go in water that dark. And that's about as far as your silly ass would go to

Unless I'm out with my kid, I go far enough to get past the waves, so I can swim parallel to shore. My knees are shot, so that's what I do for light cardio on the beach between body-weight lifts and fast stairs. Well past where you can stand.

And unless you can't swim, that's safer than driving in California is.
 

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Sharks don’t like people. We have little body fat, boney, and we tend to kick and scream when attacked. A shark would rather eat a fat ass sea lion. The only real exception tends to be Tiger sharks. Those are the only ones that seem to eat humans. Others just bite us by accident. In 10 years there have been 60 deaths by shark attack. Considering how many people swim in the sea everyday it’s literally nothing.
 
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