Shannon Sharpe said he broke up with a girl for farting in front of him. Ochocinco thinks it's a sign she's the "one" Ya'll agree with either?

[Gloxina]

#engagement
#content

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[Gloxina]

I will honestly say I don’t do any of that around a man regardless of how long we’ve been together. Lol

 

[Negro Caesar]

I agree with Shannon. I asked wifey many years ago not to fart in front of me, and I damn sure ain’t in the bathroom when she’s doing birthing doo doo. She could pee in front of me though.

this.

 

[skylove4]

I agree with Shannon. I never wanna smell, see or hear a Woman’s fart or shyt I eat booty so the fantasy will forever be ruined. I know they are normal bodily functions and if they happen it happens but if it can be help never do it in my presence. I won’t do it around her myself either

 

[prince_peoples]

sharps logic is weird.

 

[Address_Unknown]

That don’t mean shyt

You could have a girl that farts

But even after that you could find her farting with someone else!!

Spoiler: WHAT THE ACTUAL

 

[ThrobbingHood]

What rhymes with shay shay?

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Brehs can’t wait to eat ass but get offended by some polite gas.

 

[Budda]

I will honestly say I don’t do any of that around a man regardless of how long we’ve been together. Lol

These posters don’t get women like you, what you said is a normal response for a woman with class.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Every once in a while out of necessity ok. But don’t make that shyt a habit.

 

[Jean toomer]

Who knew Hollywood Mugler had flatulence issues?

 

[At30wecashout]

This is where the "No farters" lose me.

Y'all had a lunch date that turned into an all day thing, which turned into dinner and Y'all vibed so much that you spent the night, fourth date in.

She half sleep n rolls onto her side n cuts loose a bedshaker.
Plus she sleeps on silk/sateen sheets so the stench seeps through easily.

She off the viable list now, for doing something natural?

Grow up. People do it.

She falls asleep cuddled up with you on the couch, see if some death bombs don't slip out.

Funny you mention that, the first time I farted in front of my girl I was laying across her lap on the couch and was damn near asleep. Full blown culo whistle comes out and I reacted. She didnt give a shyt (no pun). This is 4 years into our relationship and I managed to avoid it the rest of the time. You get caught slippin at some point.

 

[RealCrownHeights]

I feel like Shannon is an undercover batty

 

[Address_Unknown]

2 things

I work with a bunch of woman even some of the woman say they disgusting in the bathroom

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As a man who's found himself occupying female restrooms for a variety of different reasons that stemmed from both Business and pleasure, a person with a weak constitution could properly faint away in a female restroom off the smells in that bytch alone. Female bathrooms be looking like crime scenes before they get dealt with by a custodian and this ain't just public bathrooms, I'm talking about trust companies, banks, full on money making firms (pause) where you'd expect the decorum to match the decor outside. Nah.
At University, I had one broad run up to me bow legged in a panic, talking about she needs to piss badly and the two female stalls compromised. One ain't flushing and it's filled with shyt and the other some broad left MAD pubes and 'dandruff' over the seat and floor of the other one, and she ain't taking no chances.
Needless to say I had to escort her to the gents and stand out by the basins until the coast was clear.
Don't even get my started on dehydrated women and copper coloured urine.
Place be smelling like warm ammonia when some broads emerge, it's so scary.
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[shopthatwrecks]