Shannon Sharpe said he broke up with a girl for farting in front of him. Ochocinco thinks it's a sign she's the "one" Ya'll agree with either?

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Shanon walked around a locker room looking at hard penis for a decade but can’t handy a little fart
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I once had a girl who I saw eat one of her boogaz. She didnt see me. I come back to the living room and sit on the couch. She jumps on me and starts tongue kissing me.

She still doesn't know I knew she ate her boogaz. To this day, whenever I see her, she asks, "Why didn't we work out?", and I still ain't go the heart to tell her:wow:
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Funniest shyt is when a chick knocked out sleep and she let out one of them chainsaw farts. :russ:
This is where the "No farters" lose me.

Y'all had a lunch date that turned into an all day thing, which turned into dinner and Y'all vibed so much that you spent the night, fourth date in.

She half sleep n rolls onto her side n cuts loose a bedshaker.
Plus she sleeps on silk/sateen sheets so the stench seeps through easily.

She off the viable list now, for doing something natural?

Grow up. People do it.

She falls asleep cuddled up with you on the couch, see if some death bombs don't slip out.
 

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This is where the "No farters" lose me.

Y'all had a lunch date that turned into an all day thing, which turned into dinner and Y'all vibed so much that you spent the night, fourth date in.

She half sleep n rolls onto her side n cuts loose a bedshaker.
Plus she sleeps on silk/sateen sheets so the stench seeps through easily.

She off the viable list now, for doing something natural?

Grow up. People do it.

She falls asleep cuddled up with you on the couch, see if some death bombs don't slip out.
That's involuntary, that can be understood. We're talking about just sitting around farting like that's not stank and unladylike.
 
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I tried the Ocho approach
this debate is so silly because people act like we're dogs or wild animals that have to pass gas, burp, and do whatever 24/7 no matter what always. like no we're not dogs and farting is not a personality trait or whatever that ties into who you are as a person. I've never farted around anyone on purpose, like twice in my whole life.. it was an accident and the people around me were flabbergasted. so if i can wait until im alone 99% of the time I'd like my girl to do the same. thats just me tho.

Its just an annoying thing. dont expect me to pull your panties to the side randomly or eat your booty if you're gonna be farting whenever. fonky bish. thats how yall be getting pink eye into your 30s and 40s and shyt.
You eat booty but farting is a problem?
 

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I once had a girl who I saw eat one of her boogaz. She didnt see me. I come back to the living room and sit on the couch. She jumps on me and starts tongue kissing me.

She still doesn't know I knew she ate her boogaz. To this day, whenever I see her, she asks, "Why didn't we work out?", and I still ain't got the heart to tell her:wow:
:scust: Would’ve forarmed her ass on the floor
 

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Women are foul, my coworker said she’s digested visiting the bathroom
 

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this debate is so silly because people act like we're dogs or wild animals that have to pass gas, burp, and do whatever 24/7 no matter what always. like no we're not dogs and farting is not a personality trait or whatever that ties into who you are as a person. I've never farted around anyone on purpose, like twice in my whole life.. it was an accident and the people around me were flabbergasted. so if i can wait until im alone 99% of the time I'd like my girl to do the same. thats just me tho.

Its just an annoying thing. dont expect me to pull your panties to the side randomly or eat your booty if you're gonna be farting whenever. fonky bish. thats how yall be getting pink eye into your 30s and 40s and shyt.
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2 things

I work with a bunch of woman even some of the woman say they disgusting in the bathroom


Leaving bloody pads not flushing after taking a shyt or washing their hands


The custodian says the same thing



2 look at the comments

So many calling that man gay


Gay=when you don’t let or don’t want a woman to do whatever she wants



It’s wild so every damn black man is gay?


Unc said he lived in a house full of woman there are reasons why he is the way he is


We love to attack BM
 
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