Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[villain]

2 murders
I'm vindictive, I took my ex's girlfriend car, had towed and dumped in a bayou. (No prints or evidence that it was me, plus the car went underwater so I doubt it was ever found).

The same ex, I loosened the lugnuts from 3 of 4 tires. He crashed and damn near died .

What's crazy was he suspected it was me but had no clue (my alibi was I was at work doing OT) and he still wanted to mess around.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

Damn man even at a young age I was never cold like that.... If I found out one of my friends did that I would choke his ass out and make him apologize

 

[DuncanWebayama]

I'm directly responsible for 2 murders, and that's all Imma say about that.

I'm vindictive, I took my ex's girlfriend car, had towed and dumped in a bayou. (No prints or evidence that it was me, plus the car went underwater so I doubt it was ever found).

The same ex, I loosened the lugnuts from 3 of 4 tires. He crashed and damn near died .

What's crazy was he suspected it was me but had no clue (my alibi was I was at work doing OT) and he still wanted to mess around.

 

[duckbutta]

Did you at least look her up on FB to see if her kid looks like you?

Hell fukking no

 

[Nintendough]

One night I was drinking with my GF and the homies at school. One of my dudes slept with her roommate but was mad at her about something so he went looking for her vibrator. I knew where she kept it because she showed me that she could deep throat with it one weekend when my GF went back home. I eventually gave into peer pressure and told him where she probably kept it. He grabbed it and threw it at one of my friends heads and shyt went crazy afterwards. My dudes ran down the hall wiggling the vibrator at each other and giggling. They took the vibrator and knocked on the door of one of our friends who was sleep for an AM class....his roommate opened the door and we tossed it on his bed with it landing near his face. When he woke up and literally jumped out of his bed. One of my homies was acting like he was poking himself with it. I had to look at a few cats differently after that night. I should have listened and just went to bed like my girl said but the fukkery was so strong.

 

[Raava]

The worse part about it is that she lost that one but proceeded to fake 4 more pregnancies until finally having one

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

I've never had a job where I made more than $2,000 dollars.

 

[Houston911]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

you need to track that girl down and apologize

thats pathetic bruh

 

[Broke Wave]

 

[Shogun]

my god

some of yall

 

[Raava]

I was friends with this girl senior year in high school. We cheered together and had some classes but never hung out outside of school. We went off to college together. Some people were telling me she was a hoe, but she seemed so nice I just thought ppl were being messy and I defended her

Anyway I was super shy and this guy who I thought was way out of my league asked me for my number. Facilitated by her, mind you. She was like i see him staring at you and then basically drags me over there. She just kept talking about him and talking about him. me and dude talked for a couple* weeks, but anybody could tell I was green and not bout that life from talking to me. All of a sudden guy is acting funny, I am over here talking to her about it, confused and a little hurt.

The next day, she is all excited, about to go meet some guy down stairs. Im like who She is like "you know, ______ like its nothing

I was like bytch! What kinda of friend are you. We have a huge fall out...but eventually got cool again which led to more bs.

 

[Rawtid]

@Tony_Bromo if you don't quit talking about your damn ex. You'll NEVER get over her that way.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I was friends with this girl senior year in high school. We cheered together and had some classes but never hung out outside of school. We went off to college together. Some people were telling me she was a hoe, but she seemed so nice I just thought ppl were being messy and I defended her

Anyway I was super shy and this guy who I thought was way out of my league asked me for my number. Facilitated by her, mind you. She was like i see him staring at you and them basically drags me over there. She just kept talking about him and talking about him. me and dude talked for a weeks, but anybody could tell I was green and not bout that life from talking to me. All of a sudden guy is acting funny, I am over here talking to,her about it, confused and a little hurt.

The next day, she is all excited, about to go meet some guy down stairs. Im like who She is like "you know, ______ like its nothing

I was like bytch! What kinda of friend are you. We have a huge fall out...but eventually got cool again which led to more bs.

Lol I swear women can be so weird Close guy friends hardly ever go through this type of shyt lol...If they do its the exception not the rule...

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

@Tony_Bromo if you don't quit talking about your damn ex. You'll NEVER get over her that way.

Im over her...But since thats the only relationship ive been in, thats the only place I have to go to for stories If you only knew... our relationship now you would totally understand lol

 

[Rawtid]

Im over her...But since thats the only relationship ive been in, thats the only place I have to go to for stories If you only knew... our relationship now you would totally understand lol

Ahhh ok. Are you two still friends?