Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

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You think Zeke is human krytonite? :dahell:

This dude about to have his 3rd straight game of less than 2 yards a carry.

As soon as we stopped giving him the ball we went touchdown...touchdown...touchdown.

Zeke is the fukking antichrist.

Zeke started the war in Ukraine.

Zeke started covid 19 and he probably working on covid 20 right now.

Zeke got all the DC universe actors fired.

Zeke caused that winter storm that had it 7 degrees in fukking Dallas the week of Christmas.

Eject this trash ass nikka into a black hole and then throw the black hole into a black hole. Make Noah Brown watch so he know what time it is in case he even THINK about alligator arming a catch and causing a turnover
 
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