Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[who_better_than_me]

If Quinn calls a 3 man rush, I’m on the first ticket to Tampa

 

[duckbutta]

Maher got to be sitting next to Zeke, that's the only way to explain he suddenly trash.

This dude make a 60 yard kick TWICE against the Vikings and now he can't make an extra point.

 

[Ziggiy]

Brett Maher

 

[Brandsdale]

#demfieldgoals

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Oh no. Please be okay Micah

 

[Grifter]

I dare Brett to fall asleep on the plane home.

 

[who_better_than_me]

The playclock manager really helping at the end there. Micah aight hopefully

 

[dtownreppin214]

Penn State Parsons needs to be on his Deebo shyt at halftime. Maher needs to fear for his life.

 

[who_better_than_me]

Maher got to be sitting next to Zeke, that's the only way to explain he suddenly trash.

This dude make a 60 yard kick TWICE against the Vikings and now he can't make an extra point.

You think Zeke is human krytonite?

 

[lightskin jermaine]

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Maher got to be sitting next to Zeke, that's the only way to explain he suddenly trash.

This dude make a 60 yard kick TWICE against the Vikings and now he can't make an extra point.

Yo I’m officially with you on the Zeke shyt. He gotta fukkin GO!!

 

[who_better_than_me]

They in the PED home state. Jerruh needs to make that call for Parsons quick recovery. Call Lebron. His guy might not be too far away

 

[who_better_than_me]

At least it’s a 3 score possession but we need to keep score. Good thing Parsons isn’t the only that’s been near Brady in the backfield. Pass rush looks hood. We need to pick on that left tackle more

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Yall boys good?

Don't worry, Dak got us

 

[dtownreppin214]

Where is Charles Haley when you need him? Seriously, this team aint shyt if Maher doesn't come out of halftime w/ a black eye. He must be PUNISHED. fukking kickers...