Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[Surreal]

Breh, you were right. Giants sitting prettty w/ a bye tomorrow and weak ass Vikings.

GMen getting to the NFC Championship game

They got Cousins and Purdy to beat

We gotta go thru Brady/Rodgers and Hurts

 

[duckbutta]

Oh it’s bout to get real divisive up in here.

Divisive over what? That we paying Brandon Jacobs with a nose ring 12 million dollars to run exactly 1 fukking yard to score ?

I can't wait to see what this offense looks like next year when we're giving half the carries to someone other than a 4th string tight end

 

[dtownreppin214]

Hurts is questionable for tomorrow. Do people still think he would have come back already if we had won the Jags game? I don't think so. He has a legitimate injury.

We really fukked up bad. We made our path in the playoffs TREMENDOUSLY harder by not running the damn ball to close out that Jags game.

 

[Thegospel]

I can't speak for him this year but he was booty his last year or so

 

[DaPresident]

Idk, I saw Mahomes and the Chiefs play damn near all game today. I say at least play a half. i don't want any excuses for next week...


Get through tomorrow without injuries and focus on whomever we get next Sunday!

 

[BigE214]

Breh, you were right. Giants sitting prettty w/ a bye tomorrow and weak ass Vikings.

Giants losing to the Vikings easily

 

[dtownreppin214]

Giants losing to the Vikings easily

They're going to go to Minny and beat that fraud ass squad. They already almost did earlier in the season. @Surreal is right, Giants got a path to the conference title.

 

[darealvelle]

Hurts is questionable for tomorrow. Do people still think he would have come back already if we had won the Jags game? I don't think so. He has a legitimate injury.

We really fukked up bad. We made our path in the playoffs TREMENDOUSLY harder by not running the damn ball to close out that Jags game.

Questionable usually means he is playing.

 

[BigE214]

They're going to go to Minny and beat that fraud ass squad. They already almost did earlier in the season. @Surreal is right, Giants got a path to the conference title.

You wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best. Fucc what they got anyway though, but they still losing to Minny

 

[Surreal]

You wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best. Fucc what they got anyway though, but they still losing to Minny

I agree with this but in the new era of 7 playoffs teams and only 1 bye, you have to strategize

That's why the Bengals are up in arms now

 

[Nitro Tuggle]

I just had a vision that Prosper Davis Webb goes off today

 

[darealvelle]

I just had a vision that Prosper Davis Webb goes off today

go to bed lol

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I would have wanted this team to get the 1 seed just so they could have home field. Not ever trying to see these soft ass country club brehs play in cold weather in January. Haven’t been able to do it since the Jimmy Johnson days. Coddled, anemic Forbes franchise.

But as far as matchups? fukk it. If they can’t beat Tampa, they’re the frauds most of us think they are. Dak needs to prove himself. I’d rather Tampa than Carolina or New Orleans. Let this dude earn his $40mil and Sleep Number spot. And if he can’t, he deserves to get roasted.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

We aren’t the Chiefs or Bills or Bengals or 49ers. This isn’t some team that you trust to take care of business, so you’re just hoping for the easiest path.

This defense, coaching staff, and QB inspire confidence in nobody. They need to be thrown in the fire. Again. And again. And again.

If they fail, they fail
At least then we know. Not trying to beat the Panthers and the Giants and make a NFC CG just so we can have 25 more years of complacency and mediocrity. Either boss up and get it done or just crash and burn already.

 

[Primetime21]

Aint no juggernaut in the NFC, just the usual bogeymen