Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[Codeine Bryant]

You all really in here arguing who was better Romo or Dak.

We don’t need to prop up Romo. If people don’t care for Romo, it is what it is.

But I’ll be damned if I have to listen to delusional Dak talk like he isn’t a mentally fragile, noodle arm PoS. It’s foot on neck season 24/7/365 for that bus driver.

I have a Bat Signal for any positive Dak posts

 

[DTXwavey_02]

Dalton Schultz charming ultra soft bear built ass is to blame for steeles injury

His soft ass dropped an easy ball from slight contact and the offense would’ve been off the field before his injury. Dude improved a ton in his run blocking and is the reason the run game is as potent as it is

I’m fully expecting us to lose in the first round, just too many injuries from one game and we still don’t have a clear offensive identity. I wouldn’t be surprised if we lost to the panthers or falcons if they somehow win the south

And of course you got @duckbutta writing an essay defending his daddy Wak

 

[darealvelle]

Dak will have to use his legs more in the playoffs.

 

[VegetasHairline]

Imagine Dak on those teams Romo finished 8-8 with. Romo was the main reason those teams even finished 8-8. Dak would have those teams picking top 5 in the draft.

 

[El Bombi]

Both of those two losers can't hold the Golden Boy Troy cleats.

fukk Homo and Wak

 

[dtownreppin214]

Both of those two losers can't hold the Golden Boy Troy cleats.

fukk Homo and Wak

We having a mid off in here.

When I was born into this Cowboy life, I was promised more than this.

 

[darealvelle]

Both of those two losers can't hold the Golden Boy Troy cleats.

fukk Homo and Wak

I’m saying both dudes are losers no need to argue who was better lol

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Tony deserved better than Phil Costa and Mackenzie Bernadeau

 

[patscorpio]

so it looks like yall can clinch a playoff spot next weekend...good luck to y'all

Cowboys clinch playoff berth with:

DAL win

OR

DAL tie + NYG loss

OR

DAL tie + WAS loss

OR

DAL tie + SEA loss/tie

OR

SEA loss + WAS loss

OR

SEA loss + DET loss/tie

 

[darealvelle]

Dak with the prophecy

 

[jay211]

Damn. We not only lose Terrance Steele for the rest of this season. But we lose him for all of next season too

 

[dtownreppin214]

Damn. We not only lose Terrance Steele for the rest of this season. But we lose him for all of next season too

Where did you hear that? I read he'll be ready for camp.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Aye lets stop all the beef and appreciate the work of art Dak displayed on the final drive

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Imagine Dak on those teams Romo finished 8-8 with. Romo was the main reason those teams even finished 8-8. Dak would have those teams picking top 5 in the draft.

He was the main reason they lost too.

 

[BlueHeffner]

He was the main reason they lost too.

Blatantly lie brehs



Imagine if Ceedee did this in a playoff game….