Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[BlueHeffner]

Nah bro this has nothing to do with being a stan and more to do with living in reality. Dak would OWN THESE nikkaS LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES. Y'all really thought Cooper Rush who was behind Kellen fukking Moore on the depth chart was the answer.

Stop this stan-bullshyt


“Dak would own these nikkas” is goofy as hell considering this is a different Philly team w Different personnel

 

[Estarossa]

We’d be in the same position with Dak at the helm…

 

[El Bombi]

We’d be in the same position with Dak at the helm…

This and the shytty Kellen Moore play calling.

 

[Surreal]

Nah fukk that, we been telling y'all for weeks Rush has left at least 3 TDs a game on the field(HE HAS) and y'all been slurping his nuts. Y'all need this humble reality check bruh, when Dak is ready to play he needs to come back.

Wak isn't that much better and the Eagles are better than us

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

We’d be in the same position with Dak at the helm…

Nah fam we wouldn't.

 

[BlueHeffner]

We’d be in the same position with Dak at the helm…

Dak would start putting up hollow yards in the second half and these nikkas would be nutting on themselves

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Wak isn't that much better and the Eagles are better than us

Nah bro stop letting Skip Bayless influence you, Dak is way better than Cooper Rush. They don't even let this nikka Rush throw the ball half the time cause if they did he'd throw a bunch of picks just like he has tonight.

 

[Slimkid07]

with the agendas. Get behind the Boys.
Terrible call not to challenge that CD spot. Come on Mike

 

[El Bombi]

I guess brehs doesn't believe Kellen Moore is one of the worst offensive coordinators in the NFL.

 

[Estarossa]

Nah fam we wouldn't.

Yes we would, Dak looked like shyt before he got hurt against the Bucs defense who just lost to the combined efforts of Mitch Tribusky and Kenny Pickett…

 

[BlueHeffner]

I guess brehs doesn't believe Kellen Moore is one of the worst offensive coordinators in the NFL.

Nah breh


Dak wouldve miraculously converted that horrendous 4th and 1 playcall when nobody was open

 

[Surreal]

Nah bro stop letting Skip Bayless influence you, Dak is way better than Cooper Rush. They don't even let this nikka Rush throw the ball half the time cause if they did he'd throw a bunch of picks just like he has tonight.

Nikka everybody knows Wak is better than Cooper. It would probably be 17-6 at best if he was playing

Not much difference nikka. Eagles better than us in optimum offensive positions like TE/RB/WR

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Yes we would, Dak looked like shyt before he got hurt against the Bucs defense who just lost to the combined efforts of Mitch Tribusky and Kenny Pickett…

He played no games in preseason bruh.

Y'all gonna learn, I'ma bookmark all these posts when Dak comes back and we play them again and smash these nikkas.

 

[El Bombi]

Nah breh


Dak wouldve miraculously converted that horrendous 4th and 1 playcall when nobody was open

Dumb and Dumber fukked up keeping a Low IQ flashier Jason Garrett offense when they hired Mike McCarthy.

 

[Surreal]

1 asscheek equals 2 feet