Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[duckbutta]

He needs to learn from Quinn and learn how to use every weapon on the offense and have a plan for them.

"Every weapon"

Dak, Lamb, Pollard, who else?

Not going to expect much from Gallup coming back from injury this year.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I don't think Dak has any intentions of learning a new offense while he is in Dallas.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

And they did this knowing Gallup would be out for 1-2 months of the season.

Just unreal shyt dog

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Let’s continue to blame the running back for our woes and not the lame duck ass quarterback making upwards of $45M to slide in the middle of the field, in the playoffs, with 10 seconds left and no timeouts.

Or equally his lame ass overrated offensive coordinator that doesn’t know how to adjust and is just biding his time for an opening at another organization so he can be hotshot to HC and get fired after 3 bum ass seasons there.

Or the old, decrepit, piece of shyt owner that clearly has no intentions of actually winning a fukking super bowl and only cares about the bottom line, and fukking prostitutes.

Or his equally goofy, dipshyt, doofus, Penny pinching son who also doesn’t have a clue on what it takes to get us over the hump

But yea let’s keep blaming the running back

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Bring him in

Goofy ass QB would have a mental breakdown in the huddle of week one with this nikka

 

[Broad Street Bully]

To make matters worse y’all, here’s y’all aforementioned goofy, dipshyt, doofus, penny pinching, no clue how to win son of the owner











The bleakest of timelines

 

[dtownreppin214]

I pointed this out in last year’s thread. Media always behind us.

I think Jerry knows this too. He knows he got worked over. Now his slave master/owner mentality is kicking in and making sure his employee is run into the ground.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

I pointed this out in last year’s thread. Media always behind us.

I think Jerry knows this too. He knows he got worked over. Now his slave master/owner mentality is kicking in and making sure his employee is run into the ground.

They gonna have him break Larry Johnson touches record and then cut his ass at the end of the year smh sick shyt

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

This is the least excited I've been for a Cowboys season in a long time. Even the seasons I know were gonna be bad I had more to look forward to.

Receivers are gonna be ass. Kicking game looks like it somehow got WORSE without Zeurlein.

Only thing I have to look forward to is Micah and watching MY QB

I might hit up the open practice/mock game Saturday if any brehs in LA want to meet up. Probably get drunk somewhere in Oxnard afterward.

 

[livindajetlife]

I forgot y’all traded cooper that was dumb .. look like eagles prob take the division on paper

 

[Broad Street Bully]

I forgot y’all traded cooper that was dumb .. look like eagles prob take the division on paper

Whoa my boy if it’s one thing that goofy ass QB can do, even if it’s the only thing, is beat up on the division. We might be ass elsewhere but this division is locked up.

 

[BlueHeffner]

Whoa my boy if it’s one thing that goofy ass QB can do, even if it’s the only thing, is beat up on the division. We might be ass elsewhere but this division is locked up.

The division is improving breh.

Philly and Washington will be much tougher to beat than its been the last 4 seasons.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I know what you mean. Aint no way we should be drafting a running back in the first round but the alternative might be continuing to watch somebody make top 5 money and not even get 45 yards or average 3 ypc

I just want to see a running back get the ball, hit the hole, have a defender in front of him, and make him miss

Why don't Zeke love me man ? Why don't he want me?

You see it when Tony Pollard get a carry

 

[Box Factory]

Looking like it's gonna be a tough season

definitely took a step back in terms of talent on both sides of the ball

 

[Primetime21]

Kid from FAMU been getting a lot of praise