Sex As A Middle Aged Man (40+): Are You Really Out Here Only Lasting One 3-10 Min Round?

DarrynCobretti

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All this drip on me
>Claims to put me on ignore days ago yet still dedicates paragraphs of words that aren't even attached to reality - to me. It's like I've harvested her mind and emotions. :banderas:

I can't say I'm shocked that someone with the amount of posts she has on the coli combined with whatever embarrassingly large number on LSA, is this emotionally invested / obsessed with how strangers feel about them and their e-persona on the internet.


@InquisitiveHeaux

lol @ "dusty" being your go-to insult about the gawd. I actually respect that. :pachaha:

That's actually pretty tame out of the lies you could've said (hideously ugly, jacked up yellow teeth, short n stubby, old sick n flabby, fukked up hairline, yellow jaundice eyes, no neck, male pattern baldness, rough acne/razor bumps all over my face, swagless, fat, out of shape beer belly, uneven skin complexion, cac impersonating a black guy etc) I mean obviously none of those terms would phase attractive brothers like myself because we both know how I actually look (and I'm literally the opposite of those). But the fact that you choose "dusty" over much worse options - I have to give you respect for that.
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The nonsense going on in this thread :mjlol:

How did a inquire about premature ejaculation turn to fukkery?
Apparently Giselle is in her feelings over a false assumption that I called her dumb and insulted her intelligence (when I never did). :russ:
She's been so bothered recently about how she perceives that I (and others) are acting toward her that she even made subliminal posts about the gawd (and I guess the posters she typically beefs with) in random thoughts yesterday acting like I switched up on her and don't fw her posts anymore.

Which is laughable because she knows I actually agree with a lot of her non-troll posts/perspectives:mjlol:

It's hilarious how much the coli and attention from internet strangers means to her.
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EARFQUAKE

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Apparently Giselle is in her feelings over a false assumption that I called her dumb and insulted her intelligence (when I never did). :russ:
She's been so bothered recently about how she perceives that I (and others) are acting toward her that she even made subliminal posts about the gawd (and I guess the posters she typically beefs with) in random thoughts yesterday acting like I switched up on her and don't fw her posts anymore.

Which is laughable because she knows I actually agree with a lot of her non-troll posts/perspectives:mjlol:

It's hilarious how much the coli and attention from internet strangers means to her.
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:skip: I thought yall were cool?

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I fukked up quoting both of yall, I'm on mobile but :hubie:
 

CW_1991

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No lie, I banged out a chick the other day for like 20+ minutes straight. She had to tap out.

Just get some Trojan extended pleasure condoms and rub one out about an hour before its time (some call it the tactical fap).

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BrokePhiBroke

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bytch you said WE. I need more than 10 minutes to cum. Speak for yourself and the rest of the women that like quickies.
You stupid ass hoe...

I'm talking about the person I'm obviously having sex with.

"10 mins is all we need."
How the fukk you assume I'm talking about your illiterate ass. Get the fukk on bytch.
 

Lamar Givens

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1. No matter how long or how good your sex game is it does not guarantee your spouse, FWB, jump off, mistress, etc won't leave you for someone else or randomly cheat.

2. If you're relationship is built primarily on sex then your relationship is doomed to fail as soon as a life event shatters your worldview and everyday comforts/normalcy.
For example: death of a child, a diagnosed fatal illness, an unexpected critical disability.

3. A lot of people in this thread have the game backwards and are in for a rude awakening when a hellaish life event happens.

Just trying to speak wisdom in the midst of a lot of foolishness...

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