Sex As A Middle Aged Man (40+): Are You Really Out Here Only Lasting One 3-10 Min Round?

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Real Facts my nikka. My ex always wondered why it took forever for me to finish with her, and it was Both A & B :sadcam:

sometimes i literally dont finish.....

i give up and 'thats alright'....:yeshrug:

i know about 30 seconds in whether or not its gonna happen for me or not....:yeshrug:....if the answer is no....

....the whole session is about pleasing her

when you dont bust...its messes with a woman's mind :francis:.....

until they get used to it...every time i have to spend 10 minutes rubbing her back and saying 'its ok....its not you. im just like this sometimes' ....

which has led me to believe that most dudes bust fairly quickly and with minimal effort from the woman....when they have to put in actual work....they dont know what to do:yeshrug:
 

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OP is legit the dumbest poster on this site

she forgot to add MENOFTHECOLI to her thread title now that she changed her name
 
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Brehs get your cardio game up. Women love when ya shyt is rock hard from all the blood flow. Makes hitting certain spots so easy. Instead of when ya shyt all rubbery flabby from eating pizza hit all day.

Stop fukkin with all those chemicals :hhh:

Use nature's viagra instead: L-Arginine+Pycnogenol. Ya partner will be happy
 

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Hmmm thats a good question :patrice:
The thing is... only in this day and age women have a voice about sexual pleasure/displeasure... You think ur grandfather or great grandfather gave a fukk is they old lady had a fukkin orgasm:deadmanny:...
fukk no... and ur grandma was still making them dinners and cleaning that house and she aint say shyt and wasnt going anywhere. Cause a man was a man back then. not worried about stupid shyt like... how long he lasts in the p*ssy... smh.
He controlled shyt.
Im a caveman. Females like a man whos rough with them and dont give a fukk about them.
They're husbands and boyfriends at home trying to figure out new ways to satisfy them.
meanwhile she out getting her back blown out by some a$$hole who gives no shyts about her feelings... fukked her for 10 strokes in the parking lot of a Shoneys.
Keep listening to women, brehs
Study Up
 

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BTW you have to cut her some slack and realize you're talking to a young sista who hasn't even experienced dikk before. OP is a very inquisitive but lacks any practical experience when discussing these matters which explains why she can't relate to you're educated/informed opinion. Bless her soul.:mjgrin:

i almost entertained responding to the topic
till i realized who it was
:francis:
and then on top of it its based on LSA answers and lord knows thats the home of the size queens who only do 10 inch + dikks and who want 7 hours of hard sex
but always complain they cant get a man cause all the hoes took them
:childplease:

im not gonna go read the thread but i can imagine the responses
 

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That's what I heard. Is it true? :flabbynsick:

Is it because of an health issue? Do you have to use Viagra? Does your woman have a problem with it?

Idk how some of you really think you are going to be getting younger women with when all you have to offer is 3-10.

Please state your age when you answer. Thanks!
I have a brown belt in Brazillian Jiujitsu so I pretty much nut when I feel like it
 

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Y'all realize OP is a virgin right :dwillhuh:

EDIT: Here's a feature OP

In the past, I have said that I am a virgin. Things change.
& that still does not mean that I don't know how my vagina works.

Thanks for the feature. lol
The nonsense going on in this thread :mjlol:

How did a inquire about premature ejaculation turn to fukkery?

Because people are obsessed with me.
 

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You're either trolling or really enjoy lying for your e-persona - because you definitely didn't take an actual summer break

How thee hell are you going to try to tell me what I did or did not do this summer?

As soon as I had access to that car I was posting about, I was gone for the few weeks that I had before my summer classes began.

I surely did come back and read when my classes began & it was the same shxt as usual. Was bored and did not post until it got a little interesting with this name change.

Direct me to where I said that I will not be logging on here for the whole summer. I'll wait.



and you lurked constantly& repped everyone even when you didn't post. I wouldn't even know you were on a pseudo-break if weren't for the fact that you were in my reps begging for my attention:laff:
Do you hear how you sound? If I was trying to pretend that I wasn't logging in, why would I stay in people's notifications? How am I going to pretend that I'm not logged in when the green light next to my profile shows that I'm online? How does that make sense to you?

Again, direct me to where I said that I would not be logging on her for the whole summer.

& Do you really think that everyone who sends you reps is "begging for your attention" or are you just in your feelings over a negative rep that does not affect your real life what so ever? If so, maybe you should go on one of those breaks that you mentioned because it's really not that serious.



Also lmao @ you calling anyone "dusty", when you (not me or anyone else in this thread) have made popular threads in the past about sharing smelly clothes/shoes with younger siblings.:huhldup:

Yes last year my sister did leave her stank ass shoes and yes last year I was going to use them once before noticing the smell while mine were packed away somewhere. I had just moved, didn't unpack everything yet and couldn't find mine. I said all of this in that thread from last year. I think it made for a nice thread and I guess others did as well judging from how popular it got. Weren't you in there as well? If I was so ashamed, I wouldn't have posted it. Don't really get why you felt the need to bring up something from last year. Maybe you are in the same exact place and position that you were in years ago since you keep trying to use details from years ago as if they still apply. If so, It's sad that you have stayed so stagnant.

& My sister's shoes from years ago does not change the fact that you are still, currently dusty. :umad: :udusty:

Log off and take an actual break from the coli next time. Give your high post count/posting rate a rest and start making real life experiences.:mjgrin:

You are assuming I have no life because I visit this site? So I guess that means you don't either since you are on here as well, correct? More often than I am actually, you just don't post much though bc you are too worried about not having a high post count and your dap ratio, but you can't hide the time stamps on the things you dap. You don't want to look like the guys you bash for being on here so much, when you are on here just as much as they are, which is why you have felt the need to take breaks from here. Don't try to act like you are so much above others when you have spent plenty of late nights/early mornings and weekends sitting your dusty ass on cam in a chat room with a bunch of strangers & that was way before I came back on there.

Come with facts and proof next try instead of assumptions.
 

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When yiu pipe a wiman right she always has certain respect for you. Yall may fall out, but there's always still that chance in the future of you smashin that again.

On some,

Her: Aye wassup, long time no see.

Me: Aye I'm still doing what it does.

General convo about life and if we're in relationships. Feeling out to see if it's possible to get them walls tapped again. Women aren't always bold so I put it out there...

Me: You had the bottom knocked out that kat lately?

Her: :russ: :queen: nikkas slackin out here.

Me: :takedat: I'm still packin that telephone pole.

Her: Call me in a few hours...

Yup :myman:

Pure truth! With good dee,in other words, a proper dcikmatization you can get away with the following:
-shoot her dog and she'll say,"I told that nikka not to clown around while you're cleaning your pistol,damn!"
-pee on her coffee table and she'll say,"I'm sorry the bathroom is so far;next time I'll leave a empty soda can at your feet,boo"
-say since she's too tired to go another round to get her thot buddy so you can get that last nut,which is always the GOAT ,ASAP and she'll be like,"why didn't I think of that?"

Ime,extended dee sessions have common physiological effects on all women. After an extended pounding of 20 mns they start coming more or less continuously in waves emanating from the base of their spine. These are wayyyyy more powerful than uterine orgasms and often lead to squirting.
At this point her eyes often rain and are rolled all the way up and she goes, "GRRRRR!," and can't draw a breath to scream. She holds so tight you can occasionally hear her neck vertebrae creak. In this zone,zombies,man eating aliens or giant spiders won't stop the O train.



Its actually more exhausting for women than men due to dehydration from not just all the action but the squirting. One chick got nauseous and puked.The sheets,comforter and mattress are soaked-there's nothing you can do! Once we even wet the underside! It always amazes me how much volume there is.
Anyway,even afterwards for the first 5 to 10 mns she can still get waves of smaller diminishing orgasms and will just lie there ,eyes closed,smiling slightly,hand on her lower belly. Ofc,this isn't daily! Twice,max 3 times a week;a woman can never fully physically condition herself to this regularly. She'll walk funny,tire easier,fall asleep suddenly (have wet dreams!) ,her brain slows down and she loses car keys forgetting appointments and shyt for the next 2 days. Obviously,work school and kids can put a dampener on this.
A caveat-she's got to be at least a 7.5,goddammit! No way in hell I'm giving a snafflapopagus all that dee. HELL NO!?
 
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what in the world??

never knew so many of you were 40+...

...or
full


You all having sex with 40+ year old men??
damn, drx homoerotic fantasies come to life :picard:
 

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It all boils down to four words...

It

Ain't

That

Serious.


Its just fukkin.

If you think fukking for a whole hour or six hours straight means you're giving her the best fukk of her life... Go for it :francis:



The rest of us will focus on getting that one great nut ...maybe another if we lucky. And if she enjoyed it, cool.. If it blew her back out, cool... If she wanted to be fukked for another hour or two .... :camby:
:salute:
 
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