The Villain
Superstar
man we got this one chick at my job. when this season's new hires started the guys that did the interviews hyped this girl up to the moon. short cute white chick. fit as fukk. doing way too much w/ the hair and always dressed too nice for a job you're allowed to wear basketball shorts to.
so on her first day shyt was like when a fine woman walks by a construction site. all kinds of from the guys. women hating like or shook cause they just got knocked down the list
im thinking like, aight lemme fall back. lemme let some of these other dudes get their airball out the way.
so maybe a week or two later my work had slowed down a bit to where i had some more chill time at work. and i figure it's about time to see what this chick is about. so we shooting the shyt in the lobby one morning and this chick come running in late w/ no makeup, hair not done looking like somebody took sandpaper to her face. i couldn't help myself i did the full wee-bey and stared at her w/ my jaw on the floor until she was out of sight
i turn back around and my coworkers behind me dying off my reaction like
i'm pretty sure she hates me now cause all i can focus on when she doesn't wear make up is her really bad acne scars. i feel bad for her but it's too much happening on her face to make consistent eye contact
so on her first day shyt was like when a fine woman walks by a construction site. all kinds of from the guys. women hating like or shook cause they just got knocked down the list
im thinking like, aight lemme fall back. lemme let some of these other dudes get their airball out the way.
so maybe a week or two later my work had slowed down a bit to where i had some more chill time at work. and i figure it's about time to see what this chick is about. so we shooting the shyt in the lobby one morning and this chick come running in late w/ no makeup, hair not done looking like somebody took sandpaper to her face. i couldn't help myself i did the full wee-bey and stared at her w/ my jaw on the floor until she was out of sight
i turn back around and my coworkers behind me dying off my reaction like
i'm pretty sure she hates me now cause all i can focus on when she doesn't wear make up is her really bad acne scars. i feel bad for her but it's too much happening on her face to make consistent eye contact