Seals are raping brehguins and scientists don’t know why

[TheNig]

#inherently

 

[RiffRaff]

Man that Seal is stroking too. You see him with that angled tilt trying to hit "the spot" whatever that is

 

[joeychizzle]

hahahahahaaaaaaa first page comments is GOAT

shyt needs to be in the rafters

brehguins!!!

 

[dontreadthis]

the first page of this thread is filled with so many good responses lmao

 

[SmoothOperator88]

Penguins left Baffled by Heinous Violations

" This is sadly, the Penguin Rape Survivor's group 4th meeting in less than a week. With the increasing rate of attacks on the male penguin population, many feel the newly formed group will serve to warn other penguins before they too become victims of the seal violations. "We're not sure what we did to incite this, we're not even sure if they mean to rape our women or maybe the can't tell the difference or if they even care. Look we've not always been on same page with the seals but this is taking it too far" echoed one King Penguin.

Pictured below - Baffled " The Penguin Rape Survivor's Group " searches for an answer in a collective "triangle" formation defensive shape.

Thot yourself out to other species brehs. Seal brehs gonna roll up to this meeting like Look at all that penguin booty meat.

Spoiler

 

[Quotes]

"Man, back in them days, man......booty.....booty was more important than fish....booty, a penguin's butt. Booty. Penguin boo - I'm serious - penguin booty, maaaan......was more important.......that shyt was more important than swimming in water......"

#youokguin?

 

[VBM]

:demonicabeltat:

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

First page has me crying

 

[General Mills]

Fleece Johnseal

Jezuz Christ


This site is the greatest mane

 

[Grifter]

these brehguins never stood a chance!

 

[BlackMajik]

Animal threads are the best threads lol

Like that one where the deer or whatever gave birth and like 15 secs later a leopard ate the baby and the mom bounced hahaha

 

[TheGodling]

 

[PewPew]

Damn its nothing but jokes in herehere

Seals on their grind

 

[TillWeDie]

 

[wire28]

hell naw