He's got the rapist 'stache
Yo this is so fukked up.
*Okay group repeat after me!!*
Penguins left Baffled by Heinous Violations
" This is sadly, the Penguin Rape Survivor's group 4th meeting in less than a week. With the increasing rate of attacks on the male penguin population, many feel the newly formed group will serve to warn other penguins before they too become victims of the seal violations. "We're not sure what we did to incite this, we're not even sure if they mean to rape our women or maybe the can't tell the difference or if they even care. Look we've not always been on same page with the seals but this is taking it too far" echoed one King Penguin.
Pictured below - Baffled " The Penguin Rape Survivor's Group " searches for an answer in a collective "triangle" formation defensive shape.