Seafood boil etiquette: do ya’ll eat the poop?

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:dahell:just as I thought....poverty and them dishes you listed 5 and 6 ain't even a Maryland or a Baltimore dish.

The only thing y'all got is Crab Cakes which are Amazing...but y'all know damn well Maryland cuisine and Baltimore cuisine is not where it at.

I love y'all city though :blessed:
 

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I grew up raising chickens, you already eat poop based off their "free range" diets

They were hens in my grandparents backyard, they are table scraps (pork, chicken, beef, fish), dead chicks, worms, their own shyt, butterflies, dog shyt, paper, kibble, sunflower shells...
 

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Seafood boil etiquette: do ya’ll eat the poop?

Fact you really gotta ask with these two words and phrases together...

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I mean like ayo, what in the entire fukk y'all thinkin' 'bout? Is it etiquette to eat the poop? No... then:
It’s impractical to expect them to clean the shrimp in such high numbers; so what do you do?

Would it be rude of me to clean my shrimp at the table? I genuinely don’t feel comfortable eating it with the poop in the back.

If I’m around white ppl, I’m cleaning my shrimp at the table cos IDGAF about them. But I really don’t want to offend anyone’s family that may be hosting if that’s how they eat it.
It is never impractical to clean some food you servin' to other people. What type e.coli-infested chow down y'all goin' to where it's considered rude to clean your shrimp at the table after it's been cooked in its own waste?

I mean... where they do that? But if it's the white folks, you cleanin' ya shrimp?
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But you don't wanna offend anybody family offendin' you servin' you an e.coli-invested seafood boil?

What happened to prep time?
What happened to hospitality?
Where the decency? Like... is this a serious question or y'all just fukkin' 'round on a Wednesday?

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You cleanin' dirty seafood in front of white folks because you don't care, but you care enough to not offend somebody family servin' dookie guts to you on the humble like.... like it's just somethin' you supposed to accept? You wouldn't eat dookied-up chitlins, but you gone let it slide on a seafood boil? So we just eatin' shyt in 2025 'cause we wanna practice etiquette?

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Yo... lemme get these Blck N' Mlds and get on...
 

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Whom? Moi. Everytime I get called white on here it cracks me up.

Seafood boil etiquette: do ya’ll eat the poop?

Fact you really gotta ask with these two words and phrases together...

giphy.gif


I mean like ayo, what in the entire fukk y'all thinkin' 'bout? Is it etiquette to eat the poop? No... then:

It is never impractical to clean some food you servin' to other people. What type e.coli-infested chow down y'all goin' to where it's considered rude to clean your shrimp at the table after it's been cooked in its own waste?

I mean... where they do that? But if it's the white folks, you cleanin' ya shrimp?
200.gif


But you don't wanna offend anybody family offendin' you servin' you an e.coli-invested seafood boil?

What happened to prep time?
What happened to hospitality?
Where the decency? Like... is this a serious question or y'all just fukkin' 'round on a Wednesday?

full


You cleanin' dirty seafood in front of white folks because you don't care, but you care enough to not offend somebody family servin' dookie guts to you on the humble like.... like it's just somethin' you supposed to accept? You wouldn't eat dookied-up chitlins, but you gone let it slide on a seafood boil? So we just eatin' shyt in 2025 'cause we wanna practice etiquette?

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Yo... lemme get these Blck N' Mlds and get on...
From what I’ve seen they cook large vats of shrimp with the shell on. Whilst it’s possible to clean it with the shell on; for a home cook it’s highly impractical in such large amounts. The crux of the argument is this. I’m going to meet my bf’s family for the first time and I’m not from the US. I just don’t want to have an expectation of something then be visibly uncomfortable when it doesn’t happen. So I’m trying to prepare myself by trying to understand what the cultural norms are.
 

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Whom? Moi. Everytime I get called white on here it cracks me up.

From what I’ve seen they cook large vats of shrimp with the shell on. Whilst it’s possible to clean it with the shell on; for a home cook it’s highly impractical in such large amounts. The crux of the argument is this. I’m going to meet my bf’s family for the first time and I’m not from the US. I just don’t want to have an expectation of something then be visibly uncomfortable when it doesn’t happen. So I’m trying to prepare myself by trying to understand what the cultural norms are.


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With shrimp I clean each one before I cook them.

Crazy thing is, I did not know what that stuff was before I saw an episode of ALL Def Digital Best Taste
Great taste is the goat YouTube series

Still watching reruns whenever I'm bored with nothing new to watch
 
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