Scientist on Reddit claims to have dissected Aliens - Even Reddit Nerds think he's either telling the truth or the GOAT bullshytter

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The dead giveaway that he's bullshytting is the overly elevated prose. It comes off like a Hollywood writer imagining how scientists talk rather than how they actually speak.

The most plausible explanation I've seen for alien encounters is that the government carries out research that is unethical and illegal. They experiment on cadavers or living humans who have no family or friends. The 'aliens' people have seen around these facilities are just humans who have been tested on and whose bodies have changed as a result. Why are they testing on those humans? Probably to see if they can modify their bodies to withstand higher G forces or to test medicines on human patients.

The aircraft people see in the sky are experimental drones since the dream is to make an aircraft that can fly at speeds beyond what the human body is capable of handling. The holy grail of military aeronautics research would be a craft that can be flown without a pilot, undetectable to radar systems, can turn quickly in the air and move in a way where pilots won't black out during the flight if it can be manned. This thing can travel quickly, drop its payload and be halfway around the world before the munitions even touch the ground. To build this kind of thing they'll do anything to secure funding including releasing test footage and claiming it's a UFO.

This is the same military industrial complex that was using internet back in the 70s and had portable phones in the 40s so I'm not putting it past them to be trying to develop a high speed air craft that can drop and shoot down nuclear missiles with the precision of a jet and at less cost than an orbital or suborbital solution (dropping the bombs from space)
 

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One of them AI aliens probably get sent here and something clicks or sparks inside em like damn I wanna be a human and have fun.

Like a real life Reboot cartoon or something.Man it's rough out here for these AI Aliens.
 

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It sounds like you read a bunch of twitter threads, combed over some reddit posts, watched a few YouTube videos, then started believing that aliens are real and kept in secret bases that nobody has access to.

Yep you got it.
 

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Just here to watch thecoli athiest who believe in aliens juelz,and be in otherwise shambles. When I posted videos of Natureboy on this wave,they threw pebbles,called me a cult member. Now lets see if they about to believe in creationism,we are god,and religion all in one sitting. Based on nothing more than a reddit post
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atheist? you know the definition of atheist right? :wtf:

pantheism has been around for hundreds of years. popularised by Spinoza, and championed by Einstein :wtf:

 

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The dead giveaway that he's bullshytting is the overly elevated prose. It comes off like a Hollywood writer imagining how scientists talk rather than how they actually speak.

The most plausible explanation I've seen for alien encounters is that the government carries out research that is unethical and illegal. They experiment on cadavers or living humans who have no family or friends. The 'aliens' people have seen around these facilities are just humans who have been tested on and whose bodies have changed as a result. Why are they testing on those humans? Probably to see if they can modify their bodies to withstand higher G forces or to test medicines on human patients.

The aircraft people see in the sky are experimental drones since the dream is to make an aircraft that can fly at speeds beyond what the human body is capable of handling. The holy grail of military aeronautics research would be a craft that can be flown without a pilot, undetectable to radar systems, can turn quickly in the air and move in a way where pilots won't black out during the flight if it can be manned. This thing can travel quickly, drop its payload and be halfway around the world before the munitions even touch the ground. To build this kind of thing they'll do anything to secure funding including releasing test footage and claiming it's a UFO.

This is the same military industrial complex that was using internet back in the 70s and had portable phones in the 40s so I'm not putting it past them to be trying to develop a high speed air craft that can drop and shoot down nuclear missiles with the precision of a jet and at less cost than an orbital or suborbital solution (dropping the bombs from space)
Problem is we don't have anything that can produce that amount of energy. to put things in perspective. they are moving at the speed of light. we can send a particle close to that. just a particle.

using this
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Now imagine what it would take to get a ufo or object of that size to move like that. and with spontaneous maneuvers. Throughout mankind, we build, and steal and evolve off of each other. No one country or tribe, manages to get 1,000 years more advanced than everyone else in a blink of an eye. It's impossible.
 

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Yea, it’s almost like the perfect troll cause people who skeptical can’t really talk shyt cause the biological lingo seems like it’s on point

Maybe if there is a biologist on the coli who can dissect it but most of use ain’t going to really know what he taking about for real
In the beginning he starts mentioning "their culture, religion and technology", which is way outside of the realm of biology (which would be his domain of expertise) and would carry immense implications, way heavier than the writer might have thought

This is pure fanfiction
 

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I'm not saying the reddit post is true, BUT I believe scenarios like it are true.

People who dont believe it fall in 3 camps. Those who just wontThose who are scared to disrupt their current reality, and those who think they appear more intelligent by NOT believing it.
 

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Problem is we don't have anything that can produce that amount of energy. to put things in perspective. they are moving at the speed of light. we can send a particle close to that. just a particle.

using this
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Now imagine what it would take to get a vehicle of that size to move like that.
You'd need ALL the 'energy' of the entire Universe to travel at light speed........unless you're a photon.

No mass.​
 
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