Scenes from The Wire told thru smilies

[Why-Fi]

27 caliber, huh?

yea, not large but for driving nails its enough

man shiiit, i seen a tiny ass 22 round nose drop a nikka plenty of times mayne



muhfukkas up there lookin like pinball, whip your ass up. big joints just break a bone like fukk it



ima go with this one mayne, how much i owe you?

uh...669 plus tax

*flipflipflipflip*

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

D'angelo: It wasnt me who fukked up
Striner: Oh really? So who did? Why the fukk are we here?
Levy: Listen, all you need to do is keep your head thru the bail hearing. We've got a good shot at getting you home here.
D'angelo: Then what hmm? Who gonna take the weight for all the shyt in the trunk of that car? ...wheres wallace at? wheres the boy string?
Stringer: D'angelo shut your mouth.
D'angelo: Wheres wallace? thats all i wanna know.
Levy: ...Kid...you better think...

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

D'angelo: where the fukk is wallace? Huh? String...string....look at me...LOOK at me ...WHERE THE fukk IS WALLCE HUH!?!?
Stringer:
D'angelo: I DONT WANT THIS PAYLESS WEARIN MOTHERfukkER REPRESENTIN ME i'ma get my own man. Aight? So just get back in your car and get the fukk back down south.
Stringer: alright you stupid motherfukker. You made this decision.
D'angelo: yeah i made my decision WHERE IS WALLACE AT WHERE THE fukk IS WALLACE WHERES WALLACE STRING WHERE THE fukk IS WALLACE HUH? WHERES WALLACE

 

[Leonard Washington]

D'angelo: where the fukk is wallace? Huh? String...string....look at me...LOOK at me ...WHERE THE fukk IS WALLCE HUH!?!?
Stringer:
D'angelo: I DONT WANT THIS PAYLESS WEARIN MOTHERfukkER REPRESENTIN ME i'ma get my own man. Aight? So just get back in your car and get the fukk back down south.
Stringer: alright you stupid motherfukker. You made this decision.
D'angelo: yeah i made my decision WHERE IS WALLACE AT WHERE THE fukk IS WALLACE WHERES WALLACE STRING WHERE THE fukk IS WALLACE HUH? WHERES WALLACE

 

[KritNC]

Bunk: fukkkk

Mcnulty: fukk

Bunk: motherfukk


Mcnulty: FUUUUuuuck

Bunk: fukk fukk fukk

Mcnutly: FFFucckkk

Bunk: Ah fukk ah fukk

Mcnulty: Fukkity fukk fukk fukk fukk

Bunk: *finds bullet*

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

obscure but important scene in season 2:

*walking thru prison hall way*

Avon: D.....yo D?
D'angelo:
Avon:
D'angelo:
Avon:
D'angelo:
Avon: ..............

RIP D'Angelo Barksdale

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

"fukk did i do??? "

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Stringer: yo, proposition joe...he came to the funeral, pulled me aside, i mean he's got a smoker, everybody knows hes got a smoker... and he wants to share if we cut him a slice of the towers
Avon: .... ...
Stringer: I know its just a thought
Avon: its not even a thought man. NO.
Stringer:
Avon: lemme tell you somethin man we gonna get thru all of this
Stringer: i know..
Avon: ALL of it

 

[Food Mane]

Dookie and Bug:
Kenard:
Kenard:
Dookie
Kenard:
Dookie:
Spider:
Dookie
Kenard:
Bug:

 

[MidniteJay]

Dookie and Bug:
Kenard:
Kenard:
Dookie
Kenard:
Dookie:
Spider:
Dookie
Kenard:
Bug:

Funny I can tell what scene you're talking about even without the use of any dialogue.

 

[Food Mane]

Funny I can tell what scene you're talking about even without the use of any dialogue.

Thanks, brah!

That's what I was going for

 

[Mr. Pink]

The Greek: You're fond of the boy Spiros.
Spiros:
The Greek: You should have had a son.
Spiros: But then I would have had a wife.
Spiros and The Greek:

 

[Leonard Washington]

Dookie and Bug:
Kenard:
Kenard:
Dookie
Kenard:
Dookie:
Spider:
Dookie
Kenard:
Bug:

U didnt even have to add the dialoge, the smilies covered all of it

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Lock that door

 

[diddykong]

Season 2 :

imagine watching that shyt when it aired and you be like after season 1 and watching season 2 turn too..

retrospectively you can see it set up the rest of the show, but damn 1 whole season on that shyt?