Sarah Jessica Parker Is The Most Unearthly Mofo on this planet next to Sam Cassell

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edit: nvm they just air brushed her to death. She looks nice in this pic...ok not totally but she doesn't look like a creature.

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This looks good to you? :stopitslime:

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Nah I gotta side with Hookers on this one, whether or not the joint was corny is besides the fact, thats actually a pretty common joke that you didnt get :ufdup:

No, no, no...If you don't get the joke, or are on the receiving end of a joke, it is officially a bad joke. You can read this in Article IV, Chapter 6, Page 3, Line 7 of the Delusional Coli Poster Handbook :ehh:
 

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shes always been ugly.

but.........not long ago i was going through the tv and an episode of sex and the city was on and i skipped by it then out it back to it and :leon: i looked at her with her curly hair, had a fur on..i wanted to smash.. it must have been one of the early episodes.. first time I've ever thought about her like that.
 

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:comeon: SJP has done anything wrong, but be born with that unfortunate long face. :skip:

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This looks good to you? :stopitslime:

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She's a 47 year old white woman, what do you expect her to look like?

To be nearing 50, I think she looks good. Aside from wrinkles (which come from age), her skin is lovely, she's in shape and fashionable. Not to mention she's paid. :manny:
 

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She's a 47 year old white woman, what do you expect her to look like?

To be nearing 50, I think she looks good. Aside from wrinkles (which come from age), her skin is lovely, she's in shape and fashionable. Not to mention she's paid. :manny:

Monica Bellucci is 48
Sharon Stone is 54 etc.

Yeah they had work done, but what makes you think SJP didn't? Besides she looked the same now as she did 10 years ago. :comeon:
 

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Monica Bellucci is 48
Sharon Stone is 54 etc.

Yeah they had work done, but what makes you think SJP didn't? Besides she looked the same now as she did 10 years ago. :comeon:

She doesn't look the same to me.

I never said she didn't have "work" done. I even mention it looks like she has botoxed her face because it looks stiff

With that aside for a 47 year old white woman she looks good. She looks nearly 50 and not nearly 70 like all the regular 47 year old white women I see.
 
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