Sarah Jessica Parker Is The Most Unearthly Mofo on this planet next to Sam Cassell
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She's so ugly. And they tried to force feed this woman to the masses throughout the 90s and early 00s like they've done Jennifer Aniston, who while not ugly, is offensively bland.
who_better_than_me
Time to go!!
She looks like the father vampire in in from the Underworld movies...
where u see this?
shes looking like a tired dinosaur,
reminiscent to what madonna is looking like now.
In her sex and the city days, she has a cute, curvy, petite shape
Malik
Superstar
The biggest crock of shyt that Hollywood has ever tried to push is that a billionaire financier is head over heels for that gargoyle looking bytch. I make 0.00075% of what Mr. Big makes and I wish that broad would even think she could come in my presence 
In her sex and the city days, she has a cute, curvy, petite shape
That ain't real.
The biggest crock of shyt that Hollywood has ever tried to push is that a billionaire financier is head over heels for that gargoyle looking bytch. I make 0.00075% of what Mr. Big makes and I wish that broad would even think she could come in my presence
My nikka.
Field Marshall Bradley
Veteran
This made me laugh for some reason
That ain't real.
My nikka.
Why ain't it?
They always be showing these white chicks with the flyweight bubbles and then you see the shyt in person and it's like a rack of plywood. 
I've built model trainsets on the asses of white women.
I've built model trainsets on the asses of white women.
Majestyx
Duck Season
horseface killa
I see what you did there.
You'd have to be very stupid not to get this simple joke.
Peter Griffin was right. Her face does look like a foot
Why are you starting stuff?
Anothergirl
Goat ™
(him not you) 
She's like the "full" white Alisha Keys;
All swag and style. No substance or attractiveness.
But the prior works in hollywood because they know how to sell themselves with their personality and pizzazz.
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All swag and style. No substance or attractiveness.
But the prior works in hollywood because they know how to sell themselves with their personality and pizzazz.
.